Capping

[Peter Gozintite]

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We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty!

Got damn it that is low hanging fruit, but right now, thats a pretty good one.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

@Bayou Tiger 's dad at his birth," Oh what the fuck? There's another one of those little shits in their?"

 

[broncosmitty]

Boy, go get the hose!

 

[Bayou Tiger]

I see him Ramone! Hold still and I'll try to draw the little critter out with a piece of cheese....

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Holy Shit!!!!!!!!!! ...there really is a little man in a boat!!!!

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Ok, I guess were playin' for keeps now! I guess the kidding around is pretty much over! I guess it's just a matter now of pumpin' about 15,000 gallons of water down there to teach you a bit of a lesson! Is that it? I think it is!

 

[TechRaiderRider]

ralph: doctor, got a prob shittin
doctor: yer ass is locked up
ralph: no doc, i cant hold a shit in
doctor: yeah, yer ass is locked wide open

 

[beardown07]

"...so whaatcha, whaatcha, whatcha WANT!?..."

 

[beardown07]

Being John Malkovich's proctologist.

 

[beardown07]

kinda stealin from @Bayou Tiger...

"Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?"

 

[beardown07]

"Motherfucker forgot the fucking hot mustard AGAIN!?"

 

[Bayou Tiger]

I pushed my soul in a deep dark hole and then I followed it in
I watched myself crawlin' out as I was a-crawlin' in!

 

[Bayou Tiger]

I think I can reach it, but don't turn on the garbage disposal until I take my hand back out!

 

[beardown07]

"Ehhhh...Beehhh...Theee...Thdeh...Ehhhh...Etfth...Thgeee......"

 

[beardown07]

Trevor didn't know if he could live up to Katie's last boyfriend, Shaquille.

 

[beardown07]

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!"

 

[Peter Gozintite]

@beardown07 wins this shit every fucking time.

 

[Handicappers]

Lol

 

[Tomhusker]

Well how'd ya get the durned remote way up in there in the first place?

 

[Peter Gozintite]