Capping

[beardown07]

"Paint me like one of your Icelandic girls, Jack."

 

[beardown07]

Safeword is Bjork.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

"You toss ring now!"

 

[broncosmitty]

In Communist Russia, THIS is what a loaf of bread costs.

 

[beardown07]

"Vote Democrat".

 

[stakesarehigh]

Thank you for not getting the "Wilt Chamberlain" size

 

[BoiseMike19]

Did not see a caption thread. I know @beardown07 is in like Flynn. It needed to be done.

Nothing is free, I'm in.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Did not see a caption thread. I know @beardown07 is in like Flynn. It needed to be done.

What would you do-oo-oo....

For a Klondike bar!

 

[ill]

I think this is called "pegging", not capping

 

[CaptainStubing]

This thread is sexy

 

[TigerBait1971]

"In Mother Russia, whore fucks you. "

 

[Inquisitor]

Did not see a caption thread. I know @beardown07 is in like Flynn. It needed to be done.

You sure you didn't you mean Fapping?

 

[beardown07]

Peggy Sooouie

 

[Inquisitor]

"Well someone's gotta wear the dick in this family!"

 

[beardown07]

There's a multi-level BANGS joke in here somewhere.

 

[beardown07]

"Vert der ferk!?"

 

[Me]

Looks interesting

 

[beardown07]

Looks interesting

That's not funny at all.

 

[beardown07]

Worst. Sundial. Ever.

 

[beardown07]

Meanwhile in Portland, Oregon...