It's tuesday you lazy bastards

I guess I missed all the beer talk huh?
 
So basically women get tired of you quickly lol

I'm also a serial relationship guy but mine tended to last a bit longer. My shelf life is five years

So I'm due for a divorce any day now
Quickly? Up until this one, I had one 3 year deal, and a handful of 1-2 month things.
 
Quickly? Up until this one, I had one 3 year deal, and a handful of 1-2 month things.

To have fifty relationships they'd have to be quick obvi.

My breakdown since adulthood

Five year [engaged went bust]
Several few month flings after
1 year
Couple more shorties
5 year engaged went bust
2.5 years almost engaged went bust

Went ape shit for a year

Wife
 
Truth be told had I had a kid with any of the several im sure the dynamic would've shifted
 
To have fifty relationships they'd have to be quick obvi.

My breakdown since adulthood

Five year [engaged went bust]
Several few month flings after
1 year
Couple more shorties
5 year engaged went bust
2.5 years almost engaged went bust

Went ape shit for a year

Wife
I think you got 3 more years left in you
 
Wait. There are people out there who CHOOSE to drink gin? And they aren't locked up in mental institutions?
 
Well if we ever do a morning thread meet up I know who isn't invited
 
Wait. There are people out there who CHOOSE to drink gin? And they aren't locked up in mental institutions?
I love the smell and taste of Hendrick's Gin, but it fucking wrecks me the next day. I can drink a shitton of bourbon, vodka, rum or tequila and be alright the next day, but a couple gin drinks and I'm hurting.
 
speaking of fires

a buddy I golf with had a back strap for me from a deer he shot this winter. So I stop over to get it and he and his wife have the neighbor's kids over, they are like 3 and 5.

well the 5 yr old somehow got a lighter. It's childproof, so no worries about lighting it...but the kid kept going up to stuff going "I'm gonna burn this down!" Now, on one had it's pretty funny, but on the other, this kid is going to be a flamer when he gets a little older, right?

it was cute when the 3 yr old asked for the lighter by asking "can I burn this down too?"
 
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