Wednesday: A Thread for Posts

Fish said:
Fucking relatives. One of my favorite cousins called, said she's selling her house and farm, needs somewhere to put her horses and her niece's horses. I said sorry, the only part of this farm unused has no fence and is surrounded by a bean field right now, you can't get to it without trampling the beans. She says her niece would be glad to put up a fence, I said that's a lot of fence, plus the beans are still there, sorry no.

Now the wife calls saying she got a message from my other cousin, sister of the first one that called, mother of the first one's niece, saying she wants my phone number.

I guess she thinks she can charm me into saying yes. I like her a lot less than the other cousin.

No means fucking no, dammit. What's so hard to understand?
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favorite cousin? you rank your cousins like @basement bias ranks his kids.
 
RoyMunson said:
sounds like somebody is going to be making a path through beans in the near future...
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Over one of my multiple forms of weaponry...
 
RoyMunson said:
Whoever said that is dead wrong.
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I would agree. I billed probably $4k while at my parents for this past weekend. But I’ve been told that’s a vacation.
 
kobesgame said:
I would agree. I billed probably $4k while at my parents for this past weekend. But I’ve been told that’s a vacation.
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Sounds more like a second story job, or a bank robbery.
 
Fish said:
Over one of my multiple forms of weaponry...
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sounds like an inefficient way to take down bean plants. unless the rows are really straight and you can take down a whole row at a time.
 
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RoyMunson said:
sounds like an inefficient way to take down bean plants. unless the rows are really straight and you can take down a whole row at a time.
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The herd of 20 deer out there feasting everyday is a pretty efficient way of taking them down.
 
Guy Incognito said:
It was in the low 70s - upper 60s last night when we went to the lot that they're doing drive-in movies at last night. Wore pants for the first time in months.
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I wore pants when we went to lunch at a brewery (outdoors, patio, wear a mask while ordering, hand sanitizer everywhere, tables 6 feet apart, etc - felt pretty safe) last week and WOW that was a mistake.

Definitely wearing a dress when we go out this afternoon.
 
Fish said:
Sounds more like a second story job, or a bank robbery.
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I definitely rob the bank accounts of people too stupid to not figure out how to take care of their kids.

I took *9* NINE calls from people in the last week who couldn’t settle on how to school their kids this year. I do not care even a little about taking their money.
 
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