tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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Peter Gozintite said:
You would think the pressure it takes to completely blow the windshield into the street, would be enough to cause some kind of serious trauma to something, besides just ears.
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I think part of him rushing into the house was a combination of just pure medical shock, and secondly, the pressure had to force out a turd.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
I think part of him rushing into the house was a combination of just pure medical shock, and secondly, the pressure had to force out a turd.
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I couldn't say why, but that just reminded me of the time my brother was staying here and my cat left one teeny turd right in the middle of the bed where he was slept ... as though she'd gone to do her business in the litter box, but saved just one li'l turd to leave for my brother.

She was such a good girl.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
I couldn't say why, but that just reminded me of the time my brother was staying here and my cat left one teeny turd right in the middle of the bed where he was slept ... as though she'd gone to do her business in the litter box, but saved just one li'l turd to leave for my brother.

She was such a good girl.
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My old fat dog, has developed this weird desire lately. Only in the last year, and she is probably 12 now. Anytime she gets out into the front yard, even if it only for a minute, she has to take a shit. All dogs have a need to go and mark pee, and I know there is something to them marking with feces too, but she wouldn't shit in the front yard sometimes, when I was seeding the grass in the back, and it was the only place she could go. Like she was embarrassed, or had stage fright.

Now, she bee lines for the corner of the sidewalk, right by the walk to the house, and shits right there. Every fucking time. I dont get it.

Last Friday, my neighbor came by, for something, and I had the old hag out there a few minutes before. I saw him out front trying to clean his shoe off in the grass. She got him, and I didnt feel bad, cause "Well, why the fuck are you cutting through the grass Wally?"
 
Peter Gozintite said:
My old fat dog, has developed this weird desire lately. Only in the last year, and she is probably 12 now. Anytime she gets out into the front yard, even if it only for a minute, she has to take a shit. All dogs have a need to go and mark pee, and I know there is something to them marking with feces too, but she wouldn't shit in the front yard sometimes, when I was seeding the grass in the back, and it was the only place she could go. Like she was embarrassed, or had stage fright.

Now, she bee lines for the corner of the sidewalk, right by the walk to the house, and shits right there. Every fucking time. I dont get it.

Last Friday, my neighbor came by, for something, and I had the old hag out there a few minutes before. I saw him out front trying to clean his shoe off in the grass. She got him, and I didnt feel bad, cause "Well, why the fuck are you cutting through the grass Wally?"
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You're a little young to already be in "Get Off My Lawn" mode.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
You're a little young to already be in "Get Off My Lawn" mode.
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Oh, Im not. But when I open the door and he says something, "Somebody's dog shit in your lawn!" and acts as though I am supposed to be upset with him, ....."Well"
 
Camfantasy said:
Just a sore arm. That bitch was sore as fuq doe. A lot worse than any flu vaccine I've had. I think that was just me though. Most others I know who had it didn't seem to get quite as sore as I seemed to be. It wasn't that big of a deal.... Just felt like someone punched the fuck outta my arm.
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Cotdayum poosayyyyyy.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
You would think the pressure it takes to completely blow the windshield into the street, would be enough to cause some kind of serious trauma to something, besides just ears.
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Wonder if yer fng hair would even move.
 
BigRedMoe said:
You don't have to F it, you could just blow it.
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Yup ... hauled the Beast Blower out and the neighbors luvved me for doin their's too.

Still fng hate it.
 
craigk217 said:
Been there .... done that.

I pic yer doo, nowadays, in man-bun fashion and yer wife just laffz her ass off.
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She is the one that told me to grow my shit out. its getting long af
 
Peter Gozintite said:
She is the one that told me to grow my shit out. its getting long af
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Such a cuck.

I did that shet for like 2-3 yrs ... got tired of washing it in my 45-50 min showers, chopped the shet off, and finally got back to Navy regs. Showers went back to 15-20 mins.

I feel much bettah havin passed that stage in my middle-life crisis. lolz
 
craigk217 said:
Such a cuck.

I did that shet for like 2-3 yrs ... got tired of washing it in my 45-50 min showers, chopped the shet off, and finally got back to Navy regs. Showers went back to 15-20 mins.

I feel much bettah havin passed that stage in my middle-life crisis. lolz
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Im a year and a half in.
 
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