tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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craigk217 said:
Ohhhh .... trust me ... I thought about it, but I din't wanna look like a dik.

Hold on ... lemme see, if they still out there.
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lulz... didn't want to look like a dick, as his neighbor keeps bashing into things in his yard and he stands there, puffing away :laugh:
 
moxie said:
lulz... didn't want to look like a dick, as his neighbor keeps bashing into things in his yard and he stands there, puffing away :laugh:
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He didn't want to become his parents - They didn't ask for his help, did they?
 
craigk217 said:
I dunno even know where to begin with this one, but I'ma try ...

Just got done shovelin white shet (for the second time, today) and havin a smoke afterwards, out front on porch ...

Iron Maiden/Judas Priest neighbor across the street comes drivin down the road & gonna back into his driveway (that's totally covered in white shet) ...

He's 'navigatin' his bass akwardness toward his driveway and I'm like why the holeeee hell is he even tryna to back into driveway?

Dude backs into the MIDDLE of his front yard and takes out his mailbox, before he figgers out ... ooops, this ain't the driveway, evidently. Get's fng stuck, so decides .... fuggit, I'ma gonna keep tryna hit the driveway. Next thing I know, his wheels are spinning and gets some traction in his yard .... woooooo, car grabs and boooom tracks right into the tree in his front yard. He's stuck as shet, now, with his ass end of car all f'd up.

I continue to puff away ... amazed at wut I'm witnessin.

Dewd jumps outta the car and, finally , realizes his folly and I ain't nevar heard so many MF's come outta somebodies mouf.

Stands there fer a minute and decides to go inside the garage and grab a snow shovel in an attempt at the impossible, now ... dig outta the front yard. He's diggin, diggin, diggin (and still MF'ing like you wouldn't believe), keeps jumpin in the car and, STILL TRYING TO BACK UP into the yard.

Wife comes out, wonderin wtf is goin on. He starts hollerin at her to help. She goes into garage, I guess, and comes out a couple of mins later with a 5 gal bucket of hot water to throw under the tires.

I'm fng besides myself, now, watchin this and just gigglin in amazement.

This was like 20 mins ago .... and they're still at it with the hot water/5 gallon bucket.

Car ain't moved hardly a foot and that yard is gawn be f'd.

lolzzzzzz
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Hilarious. You should have laughed loudly and recorded it on your phone.
 
moxie said:
I want video! And not that retarded skinny view either. WIDE ANGLE, mawfk!
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IKR ... I kik myself, now.

I guess he got it out, finally, but the yard is all torn up in the front part, it appears, since it's dark, now.

I hope that dum sumbech knowz the diff btwn a TV remote & cell phone.
 
craigk217 said:
IKR ... I kik myself, now.

I guess he got it out, finally, but the yard is all torn up in the front part, it appears, since it's dark, now.

I hope that dum sumbech knowz the diff btwn a TV remote & cell phone.
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Bullshit Lies GIF by NETFLIX
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Bullshit Lies GIF by NETFLIX
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I don't even believe it, if I hadn't seen it, but then I consider the source.

This dewd is purdy whacked.

The first convo I had with any neighbor, when I moved into this house, was ... "Be careful of Joe ... he's fng crazy." The dude records shet outside with all kindsa cameras & microphones.

The next door neighbor won't even talk to me unless we're in our own back yards, across the street from this guy. I shet you nawt.
 
craigk217 said:
I don't even believe it, if I hadn't seen it, but then I consider the source.

This dewd is purdy whacked.

The first convo I had with any neighbor, when I moved into this house, was ... "Be careful of Joe ... he's fng crazy." The dude records shet outside with all kindsa cameras & microphones.

The next door neighbor won't even talk to me unless we're in our own back yards, across the street from this guy. I shet you nawt.
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Have police been to his place?

How often?
 
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