tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.
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lol! Me & my friends liked Spencer's more
God damn hooligans. Actually I can't talk, I used to shoplift from a dining hall as a freshman then ended up working there and had to kick people out for doing that.
Funny how that works.
I'm not sure I ever shoplifted from an actual store but I'd be lying if I said I didn't scheme a way to take a giant Paula Dean cutout from Walmart to put in our dorm lounge
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I think we took shit like, fruit shaped erasers and glitter pens
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IKR? The other thing about that one is - I know I'm dreaming when I'm in it and even though it scares the piss out of me, I don't want to wake myself up because it's a friggin' KILLER WHALE and I love them!!
Speaking of shoplifting, love those five packs of beer they sell in NYC
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I think we took shit like, fruit shaped erasers and glitter pens
Take heart!!!
Fruit shaped erasers and glitter pens are a step above the smurfs I stole from the Hallmark store.
I didn't even like smurfs, but they were easy to slip in a pocket.
Yep, not only was a li'l shoplifting delinquent ...
I was a li'l shoplifting delinquent who stole ... smurfs.
*hangs head in shame*
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Orca romance on Hallmark
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You dun't even wanna fathom wut I used to lift outta Hallmark/bookstores.
Big ass tube sox were awesome.
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I was going to question the presence of big ass tube sox in Hallmark/bookstores,
But then I remembered you're from Indiana.
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IKR!!!
Fortunately for me, I enjoy laughing at/making fun of myself,
Which is a damn good thing considering all the things I have to laugh at or make fun of myself for doing.
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Lol @ shoplifting
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Whachoo talkin about?
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I dunno even know where to begin with this one, but I'ma try ...
Just got done shovelin white shet (for the second time, today) and havin a smoke afterwards, out front on porch ...
Iron Maiden/Judas Priest neighbor across the street comes drivin down the road & gonna back into his driveway (that's totally covered in white shet) ...
He's 'navigatin' his bass akwardness toward his driveway and I'm like why the holeeee hell is he even tryna to back into driveway?
Dude backs into the MIDDLE of his front yard and takes out his mailbox, before he figgers out ... ooops, this ain't the driveway, evidently. Get's fng stuck, so decides .... fuggit, I'ma gonna keep tryna hit the driveway. Next thing I know, his wheels are spinning and gets some traction in his yard .... woooooo, car grabs and boooom tracks right into the tree in his front yard. He's stuck as shet, now, with his ass end of car all f'd up.
I continue to puff away ... amazed at wut I'm witnessin.
Dewd jumps outta the car and, finally , realizes his folly and I ain't nevar heard so many MF's come outta somebodies mouf.
Stands there fer a minute and decides to go inside the garage and grab a snow shovel in an attempt at the impossible, now ... dig outta the front yard. He's diggin, diggin, diggin (and still MF'ing like you wouldn't believe), keeps jumpin in the car and, STILL TRYING TO BACK UP into the yard.
Wife comes out, wonderin wtf is goin on. He starts hollerin at her to help. She goes into garage, I guess, and comes out a couple of mins later with a 5 gal bucket of hot water to throw under the tires.
I'm fng besides myself, now, watchin this and just gigglin in amazement.
This was like 20 mins ago .... and they're still at it with the hot water/5 gallon bucket.
Car ain't moved hardly a foot and that yard is gawn be f'd.
lolzzzzzz
Just got done shovelin white shet (for the second time, today) and havin a smoke afterwards, out front on porch ...
Iron Maiden/Judas Priest neighbor across the street comes drivin down the road & gonna back into his driveway (that's totally covered in white shet) ...
He's 'navigatin' his bass akwardness toward his driveway and I'm like why the holeeee hell is he even tryna to back into driveway?
Dude backs into the MIDDLE of his front yard and takes out his mailbox, before he figgers out ... ooops, this ain't the driveway, evidently. Get's fng stuck, so decides .... fuggit, I'ma gonna keep tryna hit the driveway. Next thing I know, his wheels are spinning and gets some traction in his yard .... woooooo, car grabs and boooom tracks right into the tree in his front yard. He's stuck as shet, now, with his ass end of car all f'd up.
I continue to puff away ... amazed at wut I'm witnessin.
Dewd jumps outta the car and, finally , realizes his folly and I ain't nevar heard so many MF's come outta somebodies mouf.
Stands there fer a minute and decides to go inside the garage and grab a snow shovel in an attempt at the impossible, now ... dig outta the front yard. He's diggin, diggin, diggin (and still MF'ing like you wouldn't believe), keeps jumpin in the car and, STILL TRYING TO BACK UP into the yard.
Wife comes out, wonderin wtf is goin on. He starts hollerin at her to help. She goes into garage, I guess, and comes out a couple of mins later with a 5 gal bucket of hot water to throw under the tires.
I'm fng besides myself, now, watchin this and just gigglin in amazement.
This was like 20 mins ago .... and they're still at it with the hot water/5 gallon bucket.
Car ain't moved hardly a foot and that yard is gawn be f'd.
lolzzzzzz
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