tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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huskers1217 said:
aren't they all like $6.99 at hallmark?
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I'unno? :noidea: Haven't been to a hallmark store since about 1995.

But at that time, I was actually a gold card member. I used to be quite the correspondent. I had friends all over the place that I would write regularly, and I bought really nice stationary back then.

Nowadays, I just send emails and if I need a card, I go to the Rite Aid and get a 2.99 job
 
Hu War Yu said:
I'unno? :noidea: Haven't been to a hallmark store since about 1995.

But at that time, I was actually a gold card member. I used to be quite the correspondent. I had friends all over the place that I would write regularly, and I bought really nice stationary back then.

Nowadays, I just send emails and if I need a card, I go to the Rite Aid and get a 2.99 job
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FAAAAA-AAANCY! Dollar Tree has them for a buck!
 
huskers1217 said:
speaking of which. my mom is getting up in age and her husband (my stepdad) is in her closet. when she goes. what the fuck do i do with him? and her for that case because she wants to be cremated.
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That's up to you, man. When they're gone, they won't care.

I already told my family they can cremate me and flush it down the toilet for all I care. I won't burden them with a bunch of requirements on memorial services or treks to the himalayas to dispose of my remains.
 
huskers1217 said:
speaking of which. my mom is getting up in age and her husband (my stepdad) is in her closet. when she goes. what the fuck do i do with him? and her for that case because she wants to be cremated.
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Mix them together and make sexy ashes.... for eternity! Then chuck them in a their favorite lake.
 
moxie said:
FAAAAA-AAANCY! Dollar Tree has them for a buck!
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There's like three rite aids between me and the nearest Dolla Tree, and as we have discussed many times before, I am a busy man
 
Hu War Yu said:
There's like three rite aids between me and the nearest Dolla Tree, and as we have discussed many times before, I am a busy man
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And apparently rich AF, daddy!
 
huskers1217 said:
speaking of which. my mom is getting up in age and her husband (my stepdad) is in her closet. when she goes. what the fuck do i do with him? and her for that case because she wants to be cremated.
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Can I assume that your stepdad is dead?
 
Some lady is suing Gorilla Glue because she used it as a hair product

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Hu War Yu said:
I'unno? :noidea: Haven't been to a hallmark store since about 1995.

But at that time, I was actually a gold card member. I used to be quite the correspondent. I had friends all over the place that I would write regularly, and I bought really nice stationary back then.

Nowadays, I just send emails and if I need a card, I go to the Rite Aid and get a 2.99 job
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I forgot all about actual Hallmark stores.
There was one I used to walk to from the house where I grew up.
It used to be one of my favorite places to ...

Shoplift.

Yeah, I'm ashamed to say I went through a shoplifting phase.
I think I was all of about 10.
Fortunately, I grew out of it pretty quickly.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
I forgot all about actual Hallmark stores.
There was one I used to walk to from the house where I grew up.
It used to be one of my favorite places to ...

Shoplift.

Yeah, I'm ashamed to say I went through a shoplifting phase.
I think I was all of about 10.
Fortunately, I grew out of it pretty quickly.
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lol! Me & my friends liked Spencer's more :laugh:
 
moxie said:
lol! Me & my friends liked Spencer's more :laugh:
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I don't recall ever stealing from the local Spencer's.
Then again, the stuff I loved there, other than the black light posters, were the trippy light ... things.
Stealing a lava lamp or any of the other trippy light ... things ... would have been a bit too big league for me.
 
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