tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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A Michigan couple tied balloons to the mailbox and set out a chalkboard with a hand-drawn sign announcing their baby shower on Saturday. To mark the occasion, the expectant parents in Gaines Township, Mich., fired a celebratory cannon as the small party stood outside in the snow in the backyard.
But the gesture went horribly wrong when the gunpowder inside the cannon exploded, fracturing its metal frame and launching shrapnel into the air.

One piece of the cannon flew about 10 to 15 feet and struck 26-year-old Evan Thomas Silva in the chest, seriously injuring him, Michigan State Police said in a statement to WJRT on Sunday. The man, who was a friend of the hosts, later died at Hurley Medical Center in nearby Flint, Mich.
 
 
Quite a few people have been killed by stunts at these parties, and one party started a huge wildfire in CA.
The bigger issue is I don’t fucking care what gender your offspring is going to be. Just tell me what you want and where you’re registered. Make sure you have a wide variety of price ranges included in your registry because I’m not ponying up more than $50 unless you’re someone I know well.
 
The bigger issue is I don’t fucking care what gender your offspring is going to be. Just tell me what you want and where you’re registered. Make sure you have a wide variety of price ranges included in your registry because I’m not ponying up more than $50 unless you’re someone I know well.


If I know the couple really well, I'll mail them a Hallmark card with my apologies for not attending.
 
If I know the couple really well, I'll mail them a Hallmark card with my apologies for not attending.
Do they have gender reveal parties in China? Or can you just tell by the registry?

”Shovel, trash bags, lime....it’s a girl”
 
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