Dude Rips His Face Off Using A Tree

[BigRedMoe]

I want to know how he didn’t break his neck?

No shit. You'd think there would be significant brain trauma too.

 

[Wood20ks]

It was a weird drug induced car accident. Curvy road with guardrails. Couple was high, driving too fast, and arguing. In her drug induced haze this chick tried to exit the moving car. Guy tries to grab her and swerves sending the car into the guardrail. This closes the door on her arm, severing it. The door bounces back open and she somehow gets ripped out of the car and thrown into a field next to the road. The guy in the car was stopped about 50 yards up the road and he ran over to the fire department there for help. She died obviously.

Whoa.....and here I thought it was gonna be a joke of some guy chewing his arm off to get away from the night befores piece of ass......

I use that joke about myself finding the arm underneath me.....

 

[occupant]

I can’t watch these...empathetic synaesthesia is real and quite uncomfy.

 

[trojanfan12]

You're going to hell for posting that.

I'm going to hell for laughing at it and for thinking how awesome it was that this was literally the first post after the OP.

 

[Knight&Day]

He shoulda just ducked.

 

[broncosmitty]

Whoa.....and here I thought it was gonna be a joke of some guy chewing his arm off to get away from the night befores piece of ass......

I use that joke about myself finding the arm underneath me.....

“The coyote.”

 

[broncosmitty]

I can’t watch these...empathetic synaesthesia is real and quite uncomfy.

Faces of Death had its time and place.

That sure as hell ain’t now, on this phone. Nope.

 

[steelerssb]

His face ripped off?

 

[steelerssb]

That guy probably destroyed so many nerve endings he probably didn't even feel it. Surprised he's not bleeding everywhere let alone alive.

Imagine being those ER workers when he showed up.

 

[Schmoopy1000]

Pretty gross.

Sooo.........
How did this story end?
Did the guy live?
Is he a drooling vegetable?
does he have a cool scar & story to tell the ladies?

How did this story end?

 

[Schmoopy1000]

Sooo.........
How did this story end?
Did the guy live?
Is he a drooling vegetable?
does he have a cool scar & story to tell the ladies?

How did this story end?

Nevermind.
I was showing my Son this video since he used to fall trees & trim them. I didnt realize there was the 2nd part of this video.
Wow!

 

[RobBase]

Sooo.........
How did this story end?
Did the guy live?
Is he a drooling vegetable?
does he have a cool scar & story to tell the ladies?

How did this story end?

I think he got a lot of stitches and hopefully a lot of workers compensation.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Sooo.........
How did this story end?
Did the guy live?
Is he a drooling vegetable?
does he have a cool scar & story to tell the ladies?

How did this story end?

Sheriff came upon the scene and pulled his service revolver out and took the man out of his misery. The wife starting screaming, so he had to shoot her too.