Happy Slave Owning White Guy Monday

ill said:
my uncle's daughter from his first marrage's husband (no idea what that makes him) was skiing in Washington and had a heart attack on the slopes. I guess he was going for one more run and didn't come back.

they were able to find him and get him off the mountain.

terrible place to have a heart attack...
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Your uncles son in law? That would've been easier to say. We were all very concerned about which marriage it came from.

That said...sorry for your family's loss
 
Gluten Free Oreos are a thing.

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stakesarehigh said:
Your uncles son in law? That would've been easier to say. We were all very concerned about which marriage it came from.

That said...sorry for your family's loss
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oh I don't think he's dead.

but yes, uncle's son in law would be better.
 
stakesarehigh said:
Used to watch that religiously when he was on E
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Me too then when he went to Sirius and Artie was at his peak, I was absolutely hooked. I can't imagine entertainment better than that. I worked in downtown LA back then and listened to Howard coming and going.

Man, last night I watched when Rachel Hunter dissed Howard and Howard flipped the fuck out. I was literally crying with laughter. Even Babba Booey was screaming insults. Then I watched Shaq come on and Howard asked not one single question that had anything other to do with than the size of Shaq's penis and how NBA guys go about their sex lives. "Shaq, I'm 6' 5" and my penis is the size of a child's. You must have the most enormous penis in the world." "It's big enough." - Shaq, grinning from ear to ear
 
stakesarehigh said:
More people are inflicted with gout yet we don't get near the catering that the gluten freaks get.

Maybe because we are willing to eat anything so we can keep drinking beer and we just suck it up
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Not enough research has been done on the toxicity of gluten.

The truth is out there.
 
PeoplesChicken said:
gout is caused by elevated uric acid. Gluten allergies are caused by people being afraid of wheat
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I'm out here drinking so much water my pee is clear and this dude on some gluten free Oreos. Poor guy.

Tum Tum hurt or writhing arthritic pain. I know which I find preferable
 
stakesarehigh said:
I'm out here drinking so much water my pee is clear and this dude on some gluten free Oreos. Poor guy.

Tum Tum hurt or writhing arthritic pain. I know which I find preferable
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try tart cherry juice my friend
 
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