Happy Slave Owning White Guy Monday

[Guy Incognito]

2021 has brought about a new douche.

He's still with the same woman and he still loves Bombas.

 

[stakesarehigh]

Are you new here?

Folks, including myself, love being dicks about things on the regular.

So if her husband dies is your cousin hot?

(Just going for the spike on the set there)







I'm joking of course




Maybe

 

[Bender]

Fuck... This is why I don't (usually) answer numbers I don't recognize.



You saw my resume, and thought I'd like to leave my engineering job to work for a pyramid scheme? I'm in!

could have at least forwarded the lead over to @basement bias , dick.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

He's still with the same woman and he still loves Bombas.

big teddies and high quality socks. why not

 

[stakesarehigh]

FUCK WHITEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Most definitely

 

[stakesarehigh]

big teddies and high quality socks. why not

Pics

 

[stakesarehigh]

Showtime anytime is great. Minus the fact that you can't get past the commercials. Impressive service

 

[Bender]

I think it was the first 5 seasons or so that they didn't let him ever win. He finally got his first win in 2012

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if they let him win, would he really have won?

 

[Bender]

if I had said uncle's son in law someone would have said "you mean your cousin" and I wanted to be clear.

well, you nailed the clarity in your original post then....

 

[Bender]

See guys? People with gout roll with the punches

When life gives you empty gin you make whiskey

it really opens you up to other possibilities. like the one time i was giving a lot of thought to what it would be like to walk or run if i cut off my big toe.

 

[Me]

it really opens you up to other possibilities. like the one time i was giving a lot of thought to what it would be like to walk or run if i cut off my big toe.

... That's what you've thought about doing with your big toe?


I've thought about different things

 

[stakesarehigh]

... That's what you've thought about doing with your big toe?


I've thought about different things

I hear ill knows a chick into big toe butt stuff

 

[PnkPanther]

i find myself making more steaksammies for lunch now work from home.

shaved steak from supermarket, a hot pepper, little provolone, got yourself nice sammie

 

[ill]

if they let him win, would he really have won?

do any of us ever actually win, Bender?

 

[Fish]

RIP DJ

 

[stakesarehigh]

Alright. So we are wrapping up your honor. If you're into watching an extremely depressing train wreck all the way through this is your show.

It's a nice pick me up

 

[Fish]

i find myself making more steaksammies for lunch now work from home.

shaved steak from supermarket, a hot pepper, little provolone, got yourself nice sammie

First fatty post of the day?

@RubinRock

 

[stakesarehigh]

RIP DJ

It's been like 48 hours. Probably time to call off the search. Gone so young

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

RIP DJ

Is he gone? He had a niche that no other poster could replicate.

 

[Guy Incognito]

it really opens you up to other possibilities. like the one time i was giving a lot of thought to what it would be like to walk or run if i cut off my big toe.