tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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I was thinking to myself the other day that I'd like my next BF to be like this dog... adores the F out of me, loves me even after I scold her and can't stand to not be around me. I mean, i literally cannot walk 10 steps without her getting up from a dead ass sleep to follow me. Then I realized that might be a little bit much. I want him to do the first couple of things, but can skip the last one. That's kinda weird.

Also, I got upset that I spent this entire day off sober, so I decided to drink a bottle of wine. It's been a minute, I may not make it through the second glass :laugh:
 
 
mothertrucker. exec IT guy told me the other day that i needed to bring my mashhhheeeeeeeeeen in to get a RAM upgrade. (that's what HE said!) bu tnow, i'm getting more spied on. i think he was lying. dis booshit, yo. they just want to see i f i'm tyring to go work for you know who ;)

booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere!
 
CorpRebel said:
Maybe Timothy Leary will show up to make sure everything is done "properly"??? :heh:

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Fuck that weirdo and his robes and beads.

You figure yer own shit out. I mean, I'll talk ya down off the ledge en shit, but I might tell ya to jump too, so bring your lunch en shit.
 
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moxie said:
I was thinking to myself the other day that I'd like my next BF to be like this dog... adores the F out of me, loves me even after I scold her and can't stand to not be around me. I mean, i literally cannot walk 10 steps without her getting up from a dead ass sleep to follow me. Then I realized that might be a little bit much. I want him to do the first couple of things, but can skip the last one. That's kinda weird.

Also, I got upset that I spent this entire day off sober, so I decided to drink a bottle of wine. It's been a minute, I may not make it through the second glass :laugh:
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You forgot about him having enough income to keep pace with your out of control spending.
 
steelerssb said:
It's colder at the Mexican border than in Pennsylvania.

Okay then.
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WHICH

Was all...a part...of the plan....




Thanks to the EPA rollbacks that are affecting global climate change, we finally have a way to keep those immy-gants from crossing the border

#8DDChess
 
moxie said:
mothertrucker. exec IT guy told me the other day that i needed to bring my mashhhheeeeeeeeeen in to get a RAM upgrade. (that's what HE said!) bu tnow, i'm getting more spied on. i think he was lying. dis booshit, yo. they just want to see i f i'm tyring to go work for you know who ;)

booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere!
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Yeah, they want to track what you're doing and how long you are doing it.

Please tell me you aren't posting here on your work machine.
 
Well they decided to close my agency for the rest of today and tomorrow.

excited homer simpson GIF
 
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