Happy Ash Wednesday

MTVike said:
Door to door salespeople.

You don't get to ask me endless questions because I don't seem interested in your service.

Here's the door.
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I bet Douche would make a fantastic salesperson
 
PeoplesChicken said:
Its interesting because people have various standards for their workouts. Some go for the calorie burn, others time or distance
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I don't know if there is a distance ride on there where you just try to go as far as you can in a period of time...

you get little accomplishments as go though

5 days in a row

I think when you get your 100th ride they send you a tshirt for joining the century club
 
Hi! My name is Douche and I work for the ACME Encyclopedia Co

Can I have just a few mins of your time to talk about my books?

Um, no we have the internet for that

What about a vacuum?

Um, no we hire someone to clean

Would you be interested in some Bombas????


Those are overpriced socks


Can I stay for dinner?
 
PeoplesChicken said:
Hi! My name is Douche and I work for the ACME Encyclopedia Co

Can I have just a few mins of your time to talk about my books?

Um, no we have the internet for that

What about a vacuum?

Um, no we hire someone to clean

Would you be interested in some Bombas????


Those are overpriced socks


Can I stay for dinner?
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if you offer him steak or anything with gluten, he'd be fucked
 
MTVike said:
Door to door salespeople.

You don't get to ask me endless questions because I don't seem interested in your service.

Here's the door.
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last summer I had a guy trying to sell me magazines. He started out by giving him me his sob story and how he's turning life around. Also noted how no one wants magazines, but good news, I can have them sent to local hospitals, charities, etc
 
ill said:
if you offer him steak or anything with gluten, he'd be fucked
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Speaking of...went out Sat evening for dinner and ordered Kobe beef short ribs. It was over a bed of lo mein noodles. The meat was about the size of my cellphone. $36.00???? f that noise!
 
PeoplesChicken said:
Hi! My name is Douche and I work for the ACME Encyclopedia Co

Can I have just a few mins of your time to talk about my books?

Um, no we have the internet for that

What about a vacuum?

Um, no we hire someone to clean

Would you be interested in some Bombas????


Those are overpriced socks


Can I stay for dinner?
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Ilhan Omar Hello GIF by GIPHY News
 
PnkPanther said:
last summer I had a guy trying to sell me magazines. He started out by giving him me his sob story and how he's turning life around. Also noted how no one wants magazines, but good news, I can have them sent to local hospitals, charities, etc
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Edit: fawk, nounjeered
 
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