tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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beardown07 said:
Just helped my daughter make a paper mache planet for gurl scouts.

What a fucking pain in the ass?? Lame ass instructions say mix the flour and water to pancake consistency....motherfucker, I like thick, lumpy batter fer muh cakes!? And then it's over a blown up balloon, that justs wants to spin to the heavy side.

What a mess. Looks like I had a fucking bake-off in the dining room. Plus now it's gotta fuckin dry fer 24 hours. It's hanging from the dining room chandelier, dripping like @Camfantasy's weiner.
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You need some of the plaster we use for splints.
 
Camfantasy said:
Just wait until a full moon.
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beardown07 said:
She's all bragging about how good she is at it. LOL :facepalm:
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Growing up, I had an aunt that had these massive tiddies. YUGE. Had to get specially made bras and finally got a reduction down to a D or something, so i know big tits. My 3rd grade music teacher's were even bigger. She was a biggun, but not grotesque...but big in a teachery kind of way. Think: the teacher on A Christmas Story. Well, this massive tittied woman would come in twice a week to teach us music and she'd be up there, waving her arms while trying to teach us how to play and her goddamn long ass necklace would slip over one boob and get stuck there and I would just lose my shit, laughing so hard.
 
moxie said:
Growing up, I had an aunt that had these massive tiddies. YUGE. Had to get specially made bras and finally got a reduction down to a D or something, so i know big tits. My 3rd grade music teacher's were even bigger. She was a biggun, but not grotesque...but big in a teachery kind of way. Think: the teacher on A Christmas Story. Well, this massive tittied woman would come in twice a week to teach us music and she'd be up there, waving her arms while trying to teach us how to play and her goddamn long ass necklace would slip over one boob and get stuck there and I would just lose my shit, laughing so hard.
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I could never be a teacher.

I'd last like 3 minutes before snapping at one of em'. I grew up holding the fucking light for my Dad and fetching the wrong-sized wrenches. Kids were not worshiped back then.
 
beardown07 said:
I could never be a teacher.

I'd last like 3 minutes before snapping at one of em'. I grew up holding the fucking light for my Dad and fetching the wrong-sized wrenches. Kids were not worshiped back then.
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Me fucking either. I hear kids crying/pitching fits on TV and I can feel my nerve endings sizzling. I literally had to mute the TV and turn on CC while watching a show last night because it gets me on edge.
 
moxie said:
Me fucking either. I hear kids crying/pitching fits on TV and I can feel my nerve endings sizzling. I literally had to mute the TV and turn on CC while watching a show last night because it gets me on edge.
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When you’ve been a parent long enough, you learn to just tune all of that out. It does piss off my wife though:

“Didn’t you hear the girls fighting!?!”

“Nope”

“How in the hell not?”

“It’s a skill”
 
beardown07 said:
I could never be a teacher.

I'd last like 3 minutes before snapping at one of em'. I grew up holding the fucking light for my Dad and fetching the wrong-sized wrenches. Kids were not worshiped back then.
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Come on man, it’s such much fun. Lol
 
beardown07 said:
Oh, and get this fucking shit. My daughter was allowed to bring her fucking recorder home to "practice".

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Music teacher is obviously a demon.
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Lol. Worst “instrument” ever
 
williewilliejuan said:
When you’ve been a parent long enough, you learn to just tune all of that out. It does piss off my wife though:

“Didn’t you hear the girls fighting!?!”

“Nope”

“How in the hell not?”

“It’s a skill”
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All that ruckus frays my dang nerves. I'll do anything to make it stop.
 
moxie said:
Me fucking either. I hear kids crying/pitching fits on TV and I can feel my nerve endings sizzling. I literally had to mute the TV and turn on CC while watching a show last night because it gets me on edge.
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Same here.
The only reason I can deal with working with the kids I work with is because it's tkd, and parents bring their kids there, at least in part, to learn discipline and respect. The only thing pitching fits gets them is, at best, nothing, at worst, asked to leave the class. All I have to say is, I'll ask you to leave class and have to call your parents to let them know to come and pick you up to get them to CTFD pretty much immediately.
 
steelerssb said:
Worse than a kid getting drums?
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Heeheehee ... I got some revenge on my brother when I sent his kids a box of musical instruments ... a tambourine, maracas, bongos, etc ...
Since my brother's a musician, I could did the whole, "well, I just wanted them to have instruments of their own to play."

:heh:
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Heeheehee ... I got some revenge on my brother when I sent his kids a box of musical instruments ... a tambourine, maracas, bongos, etc ...
Since my brother's a musician, I could did the whole, "well, I just wanted them to have instruments of their own to play."

:heh:
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My parents have instruments for my toddler niece to play with (recorder, tambourine, clapper) and if they ever let her take them home I think my sister and brother-in-law would kill them.
 
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