Bonus Member of the Week...

RP-29 said:
Dang, mang! For being a stand-up comic, that was boring AF! When you get home from work, do it again with some flavor!

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1. Where were you born/raised?

None of your fucking business. You trying to hack my grindr account bitch?

2. Favorite memory from tHoop?

WTF kind of question is this. I'm so stoned most of the time, I cant remember my log in information. Although telling shaggy to fuck off, was fairly cathartic.

3. Speaking of on again-off again how are you and @Handicappers?

Handicappers is the most persistent motherfucking troll I, or the entire internet, has ever seen. The biggest difference between him a guy like AG, is he knows he is a troll. I have no issues with handi, but he also doesnt fuck with me. We have a live and let live relationship, when he isnt blowing me.

4. The first movie I ever remember seeing was ___________.

Amittyville Horror had me nearly pissing myself as akid. I had nightmares about bloody stairs for years. Turns out, I was little bitch as a kid, cause I saw it as an adult and thought, "Man I was a little bitch as a kid"

5. When I was a kid I wanted to be ____________.

A stand up comic, but I never had the balls. There is actually a place here, downtown, that has an open mic night, and I have thought about going and just fucking doing it. The other side of the coin is, 98% of comic are fucking losers, and never make any fucking money at it.

6. Best advice you ever received?

5 minutes after getting married, no shit, my step father grabbed me, and gave me a hug. He also spoke into my ear and said,"Well, she has half the money, and all the pussy, so you better make her happy"

-hammerdown giggles about the pussy comment. cheating fuck

7. Worst advice you ever gave?

Another goofy ass question. who gives bad advice? Now, bad directions, I used to do that shit all the fucking time. When I was working construction on the strip, people would ask where things were. I would send people looking for the most ridiculous shit. "excuse me sir, where is the Flamingo Hotel?"

"Oh wow, youre really lost huh? Ok, walk about 2 blocks that way, and youre going to see a hooker with a monkey on a leash, turn left and go until you see a homeless guy with a sign that says"bet you cant hit me with a quarter" make a right. When you think you've walked too far, just keep going"

8. In my spare time I enjoy ____________.

fucking your mom into a post coital coma

9. Who is your political crush (i.e. politician you wood)?

I bet Biden gives great head

10. The last thing I do each night is ____________.

I usually check to see if you've sent me a dick pic, call your mom a filthy whore, and wipe my dick on @RP-29 's drapes. which inevitably leaves dust bunnies all up in my pubes. filthy fuck.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
1. Where were you born/raised?

None of your fucking business. You trying to hack my grindr account bitch?

2. Favorite memory from tHoop?

WTF kind of question is this. I'm so stoned most of the time, I cant remember my log in information. Although telling shaggy to fuck off, was fairly cathartic.

3. Speaking of on again-off again how are you and @Handicappers?

Handicappers is the most persistent motherfucking troll I, or the entire internet, has ever seen. The biggest difference between him a guy like AG, is he knows he is a troll. I have no issues with handi, but he also doesnt fuck with me. We have a live and let live relationship, when he isnt blowing me.

4. The first movie I ever remember seeing was ___________.

Amittyville Horror had me nearly pissing myself as akid. I had nightmares about bloody stairs for years. Turns out, I was little bitch as a kid, cause I saw it as an adult and thought, "Man I was a little bitch as a kid"

5. When I was a kid I wanted to be ____________.

A stand up comic, but I never had the balls. There is actually a place here, downtown, that has an open mic night, and I have thought about going and just fucking doing it. The other side of the coin is, 98% of comic are fucking losers, and never make any fucking money at it.

6. Best advice you ever received?

5 minutes after getting married, no shit, my step father grabbed me, and gave me a hug. He also spoke into my ear and said,"Well, she has half the money, and all the pussy, so you better make her happy"

-hammerdown giggles about the pussy comment. cheating fuck

7. Worst advice you ever gave?

Another goofy ass question. who gives bad advice? Now, bad directions, I used to do that shit all the fucking time. When I was working construction on the strip, people would ask where things were. I would send people looking for the most ridiculous shit. "excuse me sir, where is the Flamingo Hotel?"

"Oh wow, youre really lost huh? Ok, walk about 2 blocks that way, and youre going to see a hooker with a monkey on a leash, turn left and go until you see a homeless guy with a sign that says"bet you cant hit me with a quarter" make a right. When you think you've walked too far, just keep going"

8. In my spare time I enjoy ____________.

fucking your mom into a post coital coma

9. Who is your political crush (i.e. politician you wood)?

I bet Biden gives great head

10. The last thing I do each night is ____________.

I usually check to see if you've sent me a dick pic, call your mom a filthy whore, and wipe my dick on @RP-29 's drapes. which inevitably leaves dust bunnies all up in my pubes. filthy fuck.
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Yeah, stop wiping your dick on my drapes! The oozy gonorrhea jizz is easy to clean but your goddam pube gel is a bitch!
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Born in Indiana, but have been in Vegas since 4 years old, so im a native here.
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How did I know you'd pull the, in essence, "I was born in Indiana, but I'm not a Hoosier?" :)

You were born there, you can't escape it.
Anyway, it serves as a perfect excuse on those occasions you do something really bone-headed ...
"Well, I was born in Indiana. What else would you expect?"

I mean, if I ever lose my teef, I have a built in excuse ... "Well, I was born in Kentucky. What else would you expect?"
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
How did I know you'd pull the, in essence, "I was born in Indiana, but I'm not a Hoosier?" :)

You were born there, you can't escape it.
Anyway, it serves as a perfect excuse on those occasions you do something really bone-headed ...
"Well, I was born in Indiana. What else would you expect?"
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I escaped tf outta that place. Any family i cared about isnt around. I still cheer for the Hoosiers, cuz having one shitty bball team to cheer for, is never enough.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Born in Indiana, but have been in Vegas since 4 years old, so im a native here.

Not sure about favorite, but watching thumper meltdown was pretty good.

Not sure what you mean about handi.

First movie i remember is amityville horror. Saw that way too young, and it scarred me.

I actually always wanted to be a stand up comic. Used to sit through the whole shitty Star Search, just to watch the comics.

Best advice i ever got was to be valuable. In everything. To your family, your profession, whatever. Work hard, and be valuable.

Worst advice, i dont know, but a loser buddy of mine used to say," i didnt get where I am by thinking about tomorrow"
I like to go to utah and fish, ride quads, and outdoorsy shit. I also like to just sit in my backyard and do nothing.

Dont have one, i hate politicians.

Smoke a bowl, and eat a bowl of cereal. Im basically still a child
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I had to share my week with THIS load of stale white dog crap?!
 
Peter Gozintite said:
1. Where were you born/raised?

None of your fucking business. You trying to hack my grindr account bitch?

2. Favorite memory from tHoop?

WTF kind of question is this. I'm so stoned most of the time, I cant remember my log in information. Although telling shaggy to fuck off, was fairly cathartic.

3. Speaking of on again-off again how are you and @Handicappers?

Handicappers is the most persistent motherfucking troll I, or the entire internet, has ever seen. The biggest difference between him a guy like AG, is he knows he is a troll. I have no issues with handi, but he also doesnt fuck with me. We have a live and let live relationship, when he isnt blowing me.

4. The first movie I ever remember seeing was ___________.

Amittyville Horror had me nearly pissing myself as akid. I had nightmares about bloody stairs for years. Turns out, I was little bitch as a kid, cause I saw it as an adult and thought, "Man I was a little bitch as a kid"

5. When I was a kid I wanted to be ____________.

A stand up comic, but I never had the balls. There is actually a place here, downtown, that has an open mic night, and I have thought about going and just fucking doing it. The other side of the coin is, 98% of comic are fucking losers, and never make any fucking money at it.

6. Best advice you ever received?

5 minutes after getting married, no shit, my step father grabbed me, and gave me a hug. He also spoke into my ear and said,"Well, she has half the money, and all the pussy, so you better make her happy"

-hammerdown giggles about the pussy comment. cheating fuck

7. Worst advice you ever gave?

Another goofy ass question. who gives bad advice? Now, bad directions, I used to do that shit all the fucking time. When I was working construction on the strip, people would ask where things were. I would send people looking for the most ridiculous shit. "excuse me sir, where is the Flamingo Hotel?"

"Oh wow, youre really lost huh? Ok, walk about 2 blocks that way, and youre going to see a hooker with a monkey on a leash, turn left and go until you see a homeless guy with a sign that says"bet you cant hit me with a quarter" make a right. When you think you've walked too far, just keep going"

8. In my spare time I enjoy ____________.

fucking your mom into a post coital coma

9. Who is your political crush (i.e. politician you wood)?

I bet Biden gives great head

10. The last thing I do each night is ____________.

I usually check to see if you've sent me a dick pic, call your mom a filthy whore, and wipe my dick on @RP-29 's drapes. which inevitably leaves dust bunnies all up in my pubes. filthy fuck.
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Well, this load of shit is a little fresher.


Still don't know why I had to share with him.
 
moxie said:
Well, this load of shit is a little fresher.


Still don't know why I had to share with him.
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I'm sorry for him, but you're right, I deserve better.
 
Repeat after me quickly as possible:

One smart fella he felt smart,
Two smart fellas they felt smart,33
Three smart fellas all three felt smart.

Repeat by memory now. Quickly!

No no no. You read poetry like old people fuck.
 
Now read it
it again and see
where it all
went wrong!
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Born in Indiana, but have been in Vegas since 4 years old, so im a native here.

Not sure about favorite, but watching thumper meltdown was pretty good.

Not sure what you mean about handi.

First movie i remember is amityville horror. Saw that way too young, and it scarred me.

I actually always wanted to be a stand up comic. Used to sit through the whole shitty Star Search, just to watch the comics.

Best advice i ever got was to be valuable. In everything. To your family, your profession, whatever. Work hard, and be valuable.

Worst advice, i dont know, but a loser buddy of mine used to say," i didnt get where I am by thinking about tomorrow"
I like to go to utah and fish, ride quads, and outdoorsy shit. I also like to just sit in my backyard and do nothing.

Dont have one, i hate politicians.

Smoke a bowl, and eat a bowl of cereal. Im basically still a child
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Ditto on Amittyville here lol

Totally get the late night bowl action. Haven’t done a bowl of cereal after it in a while. Now I have an idea....
 
Peter Gozintite said:
1. Where were you born/raised?

None of your fucking business. You trying to hack my grindr account bitch?

2. Favorite memory from tHoop?

WTF kind of question is this. I'm so stoned most of the time, I cant remember my log in information. Although telling shaggy to fuck off, was fairly cathartic.

3. Speaking of on again-off again how are you and @Handicappers?

Handicappers is the most persistent motherfucking troll I, or the entire internet, has ever seen. The biggest difference between him a guy like AG, is he knows he is a troll. I have no issues with handi, but he also doesnt fuck with me. We have a live and let live relationship, when he isnt blowing me.

4. The first movie I ever remember seeing was ___________.

Amittyville Horror had me nearly pissing myself as akid. I had nightmares about bloody stairs for years. Turns out, I was little bitch as a kid, cause I saw it as an adult and thought, "Man I was a little bitch as a kid"

5. When I was a kid I wanted to be ____________.

A stand up comic, but I never had the balls. There is actually a place here, downtown, that has an open mic night, and I have thought about going and just fucking doing it. The other side of the coin is, 98% of comic are fucking losers, and never make any fucking money at it.

6. Best advice you ever received?

5 minutes after getting married, no shit, my step father grabbed me, and gave me a hug. He also spoke into my ear and said,"Well, she has half the money, and all the pussy, so you better make her happy"

-hammerdown giggles about the pussy comment. cheating fuck

7. Worst advice you ever gave?

Another goofy ass question. who gives bad advice? Now, bad directions, I used to do that shit all the fucking time. When I was working construction on the strip, people would ask where things were. I would send people looking for the most ridiculous shit. "excuse me sir, where is the Flamingo Hotel?"

"Oh wow, youre really lost huh? Ok, walk about 2 blocks that way, and youre going to see a hooker with a monkey on a leash, turn left and go until you see a homeless guy with a sign that says"bet you cant hit me with a quarter" make a right. When you think you've walked too far, just keep going"

8. In my spare time I enjoy ____________.

fucking your mom into a post coital coma

9. Who is your political crush (i.e. politician you wood)?

I bet Biden gives great head

10. The last thing I do each night is ____________.

I usually check to see if you've sent me a dick pic, call your mom a filthy whore, and wipe my dick on @RP-29 's drapes. which inevitably leaves dust bunnies all up in my pubes. filthy fuck.
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The first one was actually funnier.
 
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