Ryan Braun is done, so who's the biggest active douchebag in the Majors?

Puig
Machado
Bauer
 
Mike Fiers might not be a douche. But he deserves some real bad things to come his way.

Joe Kelly gets my pick for active douchebag.

Bauer gets my vote for nothing. Fuck him.
 
How can there be 20 responses in this thread and no mention of Kris Bryant yet? Bryant and Trevor Bauer, competing for Diva Of The Year.
 
Ichiro was an arrogant douche too, before his skills started eroding, forcing him to become more humble.
 
Mike Fiers might not be a douche. But he deserves some real bad things to come his way.

Joe Kelly gets my pick for active douchebag.

Bauer gets my vote for nothing. Fuck him.
Fiers and Kelly are up there. If they were more high profile, they’d probably top Machado
 
Machado, Harper, Muncy, Wilson Contreras, Joc Pederson
 
I know Braun hasn't declared retirement, but surely to God no team will want that on their team. He's gotta be blackballed like that Oregon State diddler.

I've got Manny Machado.



You won't get any argument from Dodgers fans. His time in LA was done when he didn't run out that grounder.
 
It’s a 30-way tie between:

Pitchers (16): Scott Alexander, Pedro Báez, Walker Buehler, Caleb Ferguson, Dylan Floro, Brusdar Graterol, Kenley Jansen, Adam Kolarek, Joe Kelly, Dustin May, Jake McGee, Dennis Santana, Ross Stripling, Blake Treinen, Julio Urías, Alex Wood

Catchers (2): Austin Barnes, Will Smith

Infielders (6): Matt Beaty, Max Muncy, Edwin Ríos, Corey Seager, Chris Taylor, Justin Turner

Outfielders (6): Cody Bellinger, Mookie Betts, Terrance Gore, Enrique Hernández, Joc Pederson, AJ Pollock

Uh, you forgot Clayton Kershaw.
 
You won't get any argument from Dodgers fans. His time in LA was done when he didn't run out that grounder.
But you still support Max Muncy who is nearly as bad.

Dodgers players are douchebags. Dodger fans are pure trash
 
Haven't seen Muncy jog to 1st on a grounder...in the playoffs.
If your last name is Muncy and your parents name you Max, your parents are douchebags and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

His actions aren't as bad as Machado's, but his face is far more punchable, especially paired with such a ridiculous name.
 
Whoever decided to be a pussy and change the name of the Indians
 
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