What’s the longest you’ve ever grown your beard?

Beards

  • No

    Votes: 3 13.6%
  • Viking beard

    Votes: 4 18.2%
  • Biker beard

    Votes: 3 13.6%
  • Goatee

    Votes: 2 9.1%
  • Standard regular short beard

    Votes: 11 50.0%
  • I can’t grow hair on my face

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Beard hair in my potato salad

    Votes: 1 4.5%

  • Total voters
    22
usually around 2 1/2 to 3 inches at the chin. Probably has been a little over 4 inches at most. I find for me keeping it in order with my crazy hair. 2.5 to 3 inches is where I typically wear it.
I use beard oil & periodically beard wash. (not all the time)
For those complaining about itchy face. Use beard oil every day & you will be fine.
 
You could make a lot of money in commercials/movies as an extra. Viking and biker stuff.
I fear the amount of beard oil can be so be it.

Or....... Sacrifice ...............
tell me how it worked out?

You all are stupid!!!!!
 
I fear the amount of beard oil can be so be it.

Or....... Sacrifice ...............
tell me how it worked out?

You all are stupid!!!!!

Dont yell at me. I use baby lotion. I used beard oil once and didn’t like it.
 
mine is the longest it will be all year, maybe at a #3 guard on my Wahl Peanut trimmer.

Longest I have had it is maybe and inch or a little longer than that...and that was maybe 10 years ago? I don't expect to let it get that far ever again.

I am already starting to want to cut what I have back down to the #1 guard.
 
mine is the longest it will be all year, maybe at a #3 guard on my Wahl Peanut trimmer.

Longest I have had it is maybe and inch or a little longer than that...and that was maybe 10 years ago? I don't expect to let it get that far ever again.

I am already starting to want to cut what I have back down to the #1 guard.

Like calling a lawn a tall grass prairie
 
Like calling a lawn a tall grass prairie
depends on how long you put off mowing it.

I don't plan on going for anything like what tomhusker has going.


I'm a single man and that would not help me in the dating world.
 
depends on how long you put off mowing it.

I don't plan on going for anything like what tomhusker has going.


I'm a single man and that would not help me in the dating world.

Like I tell the wife, either shave or full Bush. The stubble gives me rug burns.
 
When I was in the Air Force, I had random strangers on several occasions come up to me and say "You're in the military? You don't even look old enough to be in high school yet!" ...so when I separated in 2001, I've maintained facial hair ever since.

I kept a 1/4" goatee through my mid-30s then switched to the full beard I've had since. Saturday mornings I trim the 'stache & patch around the lips to 1/4" and the chin & cheeks to 1/2". Then I let that shit go until the following Saturday. No product used and no daily maintenance - the way I like it.

The longest I let it grow was about 1.5" on chin & cheeks, but it started to need daily maintenance, so I said 'eff that' pretty quickly.
 
I’ve been told you look like you have Colin Kaepernick in a leg lock
If I'm feeling fancy.

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I don't recommend putting those little beads on the ends though. Super annoying.
 
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