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Good morning, I had a breakfast packed with gluten and dairy because my body isn't weak.

Ya I don’t get the gluten free thing. Seems like a fad.
 
going to get out and play some tennis today. Very excited for that.

also, trimmed down the beard to a 1 guard. I feel so much better.
Your boyfriend ordered you to because it was irritating his thighs?
 
200 years from now Douche will be on the $50 bill

First Harriet....then DoucheTebow. Blazing trails for those who face adversity

Slavery/gluten intolerance. Basically the same thing
 
First Harriet....then DoucheTebow. Blazing trails for those who face adversity

Slavery/gluten intolerance. Basically the same thing
Douche is a victim.
 
Douche is the Moses of his people. They too wandered for 40 years mainly because the GPS was faulty on his Tucson
brother spit take GIF
 
People have asked where Douche got his logic? He got it from a burning bush.


This was actually @kobesgame burning her Christmas tree in Jan
 
Douche got mad at @Fish because of his oppression and pronounced a curse of leprosy on him.


Turns out in the end it was just flea bites because Fish lives in a trailer park
 
Some have claimed to have witnessed Douche part a body of water. He was literally riding his Huffy bike through a mud puddle
 
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