What’s the longest you’ve ever grown your beard?

[Illustrious Potentate]

youve been drinking again I see... remember last time?

#no-judge

If I’m not at work, chances are I’m drinking.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

You could make a lot of money in commercials/movies as an extra. Viking and biker stuff.

Capitol rioter?

 

[RobBase]

Capitol rioter?

I think the proper term is Crisis Actor.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I shave daily. Because I’m not a dirty poor.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

If I’m not at work, chances are I’m drinking.

Man, you should dry out once in a while

 

[stakesarehigh]

Like I tell the wife, either shave or full Bush. The stubble gives me rug burns.

Never full bush

 

[Tomhusker]

I shave daily. Because I’m not a dirty poor.

You can't cultivate on your face what doesn't grow wild on your ass.
Don't rush it, junior, I'm sure puberty is right around the corner for you.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Man, you should dry out once in a while

That’s what work and sleep is for

 

[RobBase]

I shave daily. Because I’m not a dirty poor.

You forgot to vote.

 

[Kburjr]

You forgot to vote.

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I have a goatee. The rest of my beard just keeps it company.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

That’s what work and sleep is for

Youre too young to be a total drunk.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Youre too young to be a total drunk.

Nah.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Simply put. Have you ever grown an epic beard?

Um which beard??? Upstairs or downstairs?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

1/16th of an inch, or approx 1.5 mm.

Thats the most gay thing I have ever read on here

 

[Bender]

i've never strung a beard along more than 3 months. didn't think it'd be in either of our best interests.

 

[Cowboyinexile]

I prefer not look homeless.


Going the other way, I bought a flex series grooming kit to shave my head and I gotta say it's early but I think I'm going to prefer it to just using Harry's or Alpine razors. Alpine gives a closer shave but the blades can nick you and small headwounds are no fun. Harry's is my go to for my face but they (or any razor) isn't designed for your head. I think I paid $35 for it so not too expensive.