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[Guy Incognito]

The next time I tailgate it’ll have been probably 2 years since my last tailgate. And now I often have one of the kids along, so it’s more tame.

Yeah, I haven't given Ham the proper tailgate treatment. The last time we went tailgating, she stayed at my parents' house with my mom.

 

[kobesgame]

going out somewhere?

Yeah. A restaurant is going to feel like a different planet.

 

[stakesarehigh]

haven't changed a lightbulb since i moved into the house. the one backdoor light was already out. never thought about replacing it, but noticed there was a pack of lightbulbs next to the water heater, might get on that in the coming months. did buy a 75 hose that came the other day as the first one i bought i can't get off the spout and the one hooked up to another the prior owner left saying it's there to stay, what was i talking about? meh, keep it sleazy.

You can't get the hose off the spout? The only reason that would be is if it was frozen on. Which is not a good thing. But that doesn't make sense it would still be frozen

 

[kobesgame]

I think you may actually drink more than I do lol

I win!

 

[stakesarehigh]

I win!

 

[PnkPanther]

Yeah. A restaurant is going to feel like a different planet.

make sure to hug your server

 

[kobesgame]

It kind of does

But I respect her commitment

I have 3 kids and deal with everyone else’s problems all day. After the kids go to bed, I make a gin and tonic or maybe have a beer or glass of wine. Usually have a second before hitting the hay. When I can’t sleep, I’ll make another.

 

[PnkPanther]

The next time I tailgate it’ll have been probably 2 years since my last tailgate. And now I often have one of the kids along, so it’s more tame.

RIP Kobe taking "a nap" in the cab of her dads truck

 

[kobesgame]

RIP Kobe taking "a nap" in the cab of her dads truck

That was quite a day. Almost blew up a few cars on my birthday.

But I rallied, and that’s really the important part of the story.

 

[kobesgame]

Such a waste.

 

[Bender]

GTFO

since you keep saying this, i should let you know everytime i see it this is playing in my mind



(I get the f out of there)

 

[kobesgame]

Yeah, I haven't given Ham the proper tailgate treatment. The last time we went tailgating, she stayed at my parents' house with my mom.

Lil’ Kobe used to call them “football parties.” As far as she knew, we were there to dress in the same color clothes and eat cupcakes.

 

[Bender]

Burnt ends come out of a smoker, from brisket.

The au jus straight from a steak gets sopped up by potatoes. This isn't rocket surgery.

shit, i've been living clean had my steaks with green beans. it's a hard life, but i'm here for it.

 

[Bender]

oh it's a thing

have you tried it out or are you just saying you no it's a thing? i understand it's out there, but is it actually a thing people doo doo and why?

 

[Bender]

The next time I tailgate it’ll have been probably 2 years since my last tailgate. And now I often have one of the kids along, so it’s more tame.

take your confessions elsewhere, this isn't the place. i'm drunk, it's been two days since my last blackout, fuck outta here with that nonsense.

that said, what book is your group discussing tonight? I might do a quick pop in.

 

[PnkPanther]

have you tried it out or are you just saying you no it's a thing? i understand it's out there, but is it actually a thing people doo doo and why?

i've never had one, but I know U of Mn has done research on the subject and doctors that use the treatment

 

[RobBase]

But a wise one.

Ya, debates aside, I’m very happy. It was a lot better than I was expecting. Can’t wait to try other foods.

 

[stakesarehigh]

take your confessions elsewhere, this isn't the place. i'm drunk, it's been two days since my last blackout, fuck outta here with that nonsense.

that said, what book is your group discussing tonight? I might do a quick pop in.

At least it's past noon

 

[RobBase]

Even I don't have EVERYBODY

I lived a jaded life for a long time. My face is pretty much a mask at this point.

 

[Bender]

You can't get the hose off the spout? The only reason that would be is if it was frozen on. Which is not a good thing. But that doesn't make sense it would still be frozen

yeah, it's not frozen on.

thank you, next. i don't know what arthurian legend will be born from anyone who ever unhooks a hose from those spouts, but nonone that has tried has been successful yet.