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Queens and Staten Island gin is just hair gel in a glass bottle. Or a jar of Ragu.
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I wouldn't go that far for Queens, at least parts of it (in my recollection, not like I ever spent much time there), but Staten Island most definitely.
Staten island is like Mississippi with an Italian accent
 
When I was living in New York my one trip to Staten Island was on the ferry just to say I hit all five boroughs. I immediately turned around and got on the return.
We had some friends living there but they recently moved to Jersey, so I've probably made my last trip over there.
 
We had some friends living there but they recently moved to Jersey, so I've probably made my last trip over there.
I told a friend from the Jersey side of the area I was gonna go to Staten Island. His answer was just "why?"

That was enough for me.
 
When I was living in New York my one trip to Staten Island was on the ferry just to say I hit all five boroughs. I immediately turned around and got on the return.

Yeah, I've never really known of any other reason to go there (unless, like Hu, one knows someone who lives there).

I told a friend from the Jersey side of the area I was gonna go to Staten Island. His answer was just "why?"

That was enough for me.

Isn't it funny how even people from Jersey make fun of Staten Island ... and, like, not even from the nice parts of Jersey.
 
I'll drink a vodka martini if that's what you got, but man do I loves me a gin one

I am a lazy drunk. Beer or bourbon is about all I care to do.


Anything else feels like wearing jewelry, stylish hats or hair gel?:noidea:
 
But then again, my skin starts to crawl if I have to wear pants for more than an hour, so...
 
I am a lazy drunk. Beer or bourbon is about all I care to do.
I'll take one of each

For the longest time I only drank beer. I got into whiskey in my late 20's or early 30's. I never drank Gin until I was in my mid 30's. And then for another decade, I just didn't have the money to buy liquor. Now I'm almost at the point where I can't drink anymore, when I finally have the cash.

Life sucks.
 
I'm sure you just kilt it at the ceremony.
Only a couple of people knew before I came out into the sanctuary. There was an audible gasp. It was one of the highlights of my miserable life to date.
 
But then again, my skin starts to crawl if I have to wear pants for more than an hour, so...
That’s the beautiful thing about this here pandemic. My boss told me we’ll be working from home from now on. I may throw away all of my long pants.
 
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