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Last year there was a lion in the neighborhood that spooked a neighbor's horses, causing them to smash through their fencing and get loose.

There was also a lion in town last year, walking behind the local fucking grocery store, like on 2nd and main. lol


It just comes with the area.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Yes, but a cougar that near any residence is disconcerting.
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beardown07 said:
Last year there was a lion in the neighborhood that spooked a neighbor's horses, causing them to smash through their fencing and get loose.

There was also a lion in town last year, walking behind the local fucking grocery store, like on 2nd and main. lol


It just comes with the area.
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I lived in a hugely populated, sprawling tourist deal in Va Beach (nearly 500K) and every dayum year there would be some black bear on the loose in the city from the nearby Great Dismal Swamp refuge making the local news.
 
beardown07 said:
Last year there was a lion in the neighborhood that spooked a neighbor's horses, causing them to smash through their fencing and get loose.

There was also a lion in town last year, walking behind the local fucking grocery store, like on 2nd and main. lol


It just comes with the area.
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That is some total boondocks shit.
 
craigk217 said:
Or start warmin up the ol' legs for some round houses.
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Oh, verbal roundhouses can be even more fun!

gobigred said:
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Is this where I'm my usual li'l shit self and say that ain't a roundhouse (it's a back hook)? :biggrin:
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Nothing beats Billy Jack's inside out kick here:

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Ye' ol' outside crescent kick.
Those actually aren't particularly effective kicks.
They're one of those that look good, but aren't nearly as powerful as many other kicks.
They're still fun, though.
I can't wait to be back at the DoJang and actually get to kick things ... make contact. :dance:
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Ye' ol' outside crescent kick.
Those actually aren't particularly effective kicks.
They're one of those that look good, but aren't nearly as powerful as many other kicks.
They're still fun, though.
I can't wait to be back at the DoJang and actually get to kick things ... make contact. :dance:
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Well, I knew you'd get a kick out of that...
 
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ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Ye' ol' outside crescent kick.
Those actually aren't particularly effective kicks.
They're one of those that look good, but aren't nearly as powerful as many other kicks.
They're still fun, though.
I can't wait to be back at the DoJang and actually get to kick things ... make contact. :dance:
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Yeah, but there was "Not a damn thing he could do about it"! :headbanger::heh:
 
Do people actually fall for this clickbait keto weight loss bullshit?

"Erhmagahd I just need a dissolvable tablet to lose hundreds of pounds with no work? Sounds legit and totally healthy!"
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Are you talking about fat people?!?

Wait for it ...

Wait ...
For ...
It ...


















Hi-Yaa!
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Pretty much. I don't know if I feel more insulted at how obviously it is a scam using obvious clickbait or sad that people actually think you can lose that mucj weight from what's basically a god damn TUMS tablet.


All six sharks on shark tank made an offer for ERHMAGAHD! (let's forget the fact that not only did it not happen but there's only five sharks on at a time).
 
steelerssb said:
Pretty much. I don't know if I feel more insulted at how obviously it is a scam using obvious clickbait or sad that people actually think you can lose that mucj weight from what's basically a god damn TUMS tablet.


All six sharks on shark tank made an offer for ERHMAGAHD! (let's forget the fact that not only did it not happen but there's only five sharks on at a time).
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I've heard of Keto, but I have no idea what it's about. I tend to think it's kind of like the one where you're only supposed to eat food that existed a long time ago, or something, but that may be because I seemed to start hearing about them at the same time. It involves pills?

I remember at one point that Florida woman was going on about some diet she'd been on, and I want to say it was Keto, but :noidea:

I have no clue what you're talking about with the shark tank thing. Sorry.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
I've heard of Keto, but I have no idea what it's about. I tend to think it's kind of like the one where you're only supposed to eat food that existed a long time ago, or something, but that may be because I seemed to start hearing about them at the same time. It involves pills?

I remember at one point that Florida woman was going on about some diet she'd been on, and I want to say it was Keto, but :noidea:

I have no clue what you're talking about with the shark tank thing. Sorry.
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I think that's it, but it's not for the diet.

They have mobile ads on Duolingo and the daily crossword app I use that show how this tablet you dissolve in some water can make you lose gobs of weight. They throw in some out-of-context Shark Tank, Dr. Oz (lol) and random fat burning graphics "showing" how it works throughout it before finishing it off with before and after pictures of what is very obviously two different people. They don't even have the name of the product on the ads (major red flag), I only know it because I've accidentally clicked it before.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
I've heard of Keto, but I have no idea what it's about. I tend to think it's kind of like the one where you're only supposed to eat food that existed a long time ago, or something, but that may be because I seemed to start hearing about them at the same time. It involves pills?

I remember at one point that Florida woman was going on about some diet she'd been on, and I want to say it was Keto, but :noidea:

I have no clue what you're talking about with the shark tank thing. Sorry.
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Here's an article about it

www.goodhousekeeping.com

The Truth About Those 'Shark Tank' Keto Pill Advertisements You Keep Seeing

Lori and Mark are NOT happy ....
www.goodhousekeeping.com www.goodhousekeeping.com
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
These last few posts have made me start to think maybe Shark Tank isn't about actual sharks.
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But they do have actual shark tanks!

That tablet thing is funny though, it says 50 pounds in 60 days. Instead of training for my first marathon I shoulda done that and lost the same weight in half the time.
 
The Dole diet is 100% successful.

Stop eating like a pig, don't eat when you are not hungry and exercise, walk, ride, etc.

Basically it's take the fork outta your damn mouth.
 
steelerssb said:
Pretty much. I don't know if I feel more insulted at how obviously it is a scam using obvious clickbait or sad that people actually think you can lose that mucj weight from what's basically a god damn TUMS tablet.


All six sharks on shark tank made an offer for ERHMAGAHD! (let's forget the fact that not only did it not happen but there's only five sharks on at a time).
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ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
I've heard of Keto, but I have no idea what it's about. I tend to think it's kind of like the one where you're only supposed to eat food that existed a long time ago, or something, but that may be because I seemed to start hearing about them at the same time. It involves pills?

I remember at one point that Florida woman was going on about some diet she'd been on, and I want to say it was Keto, but :noidea:

I have no clue what you're talking about with the shark tank thing. Sorry.
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steelerssb said:
I think that's it, but it's not for the diet.

They have mobile ads on Duolingo and the daily crossword app I use that show how this tablet you dissolve in some water can make you lose gobs of weight. They throw in some out-of-context Shark Tank, Dr. Oz (lol) and random fat burning graphics "showing" how it works throughout it before finishing it off with before and after pictures of what is very obviously two different people. They don't even have the name of the product on the ads (major red flag), I only know it because I've accidentally clicked it before.
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steelerssb said:
But they do have actual shark tanks!

That tablet thing is funny though, it says 50 pounds in 60 days. Instead of training for my first marathon I shoulda done that and lost the same weight in half the time.
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You all cannot take this seriously.

Its just another over-hyped appetite suppressant that requires an uncancelable monthly subscription charge to your credit card, debit card or bank account.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
You all cannot take this seriously.

Its just another over-hyped appetite suppressant that requires an uncancelable monthly subscription charge to your credit card, debit card or bank account.
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Oh absolutely. It's just like...they're not even trying to hide it's a scam anymore.
 
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