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Wild Turkey said:
In high school, we used to hide our dip cans in our underwear (wore briefs at the time) so you couldn't see the outlines in our pockets. One day I'm walking down the hall and somehow my can of Copenhagen pops open and goes all over my balls. That shit started absorbing into my bloodstream through my ballsack pretty quickly and my balls were on fire.

Hell of a mess to clean up and that shit drove me nuts all day.
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But those old Copenhagen cans were the worst. Left one in my Jeep at school one time, went to pack the can , lid flew off and it went everywhere.

Switched to Kodiak after that, and then soon switched to Grizzly not long after that
 
huskers1217 said:
what the fuck happened to @rmilia1
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I would've been around more but me and the wife have been fighting.

We've been together 8 years and most everything is good except my cock is just wayyyy too big for her. It hurts her real bad. She just told me she's been cheating on me with a guy she met in the ER because his junk is like half the size of mine so it's easier for her to deal with

Obviously I have been upset . Especially because the whole " omg your cock is too big" shit is weird as it's only 6 inches full staff..... I guess I should be more upset but I mostly just feel bad for the other guy
 
rmilia1 said:
I would've been around more but me and the wife have been fighting.

We've been together 8 years and most everything is good except my cock is just wayyyy too big for her. It hurts her real bad. She just told me she's been cheating on me with a guy she met in the ER because his junk is like half the size of mine so it's easier for her to deal with

Obviously I have been upset . Especially because the whole " omg your cock is too big" shit is weird as it's only 6 inches full staff..... I guess I should be more upset but I mostly just feel bad for the other guy
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dbldwn711 said:
the time I burned my ball sack?

True story... I got drunk one night and mistakenly masturbated using medicated shampoo instead of lotion. After finishing I just fell asleep but woke up to find that I had burned my ball sack!

It wasn’t a total disaster because I met this hot little number in the ER and we’ve been banging ever since. She was so enamored with my package she just had to have it! Just hope her husband never finds out.
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So, what I gather from this thread is that someone here has no balls. I thought it was way more than one though.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
But those old Copenhagen cans were the worst. Left one in my Jeep at school one time, went to pack the can , lid flew off and it went everywhere.

Switched to Kodiak after that, and then soon switched to Grizzly not long after that
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Always hate those cans. But I still bought it.
 
Jeep99tj said:
Did you throw the dip away or still use it?
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That shit littered the bathroom floor of the school restroom or was wiped up with paper towels. If someone wanted to go for it then more power to them.
 
One time after working out (leg day) I noticed that my legs were cramping a little in the quads and hamstrings, so just as a precaution to ensuring I didn't get a cramp and possibly end up injuring myself/pulling something, I decided to put IcyHot all around my thigh. About 3-5 or so minutes later it went from Icy to Hot and I realized VERY QUICKLY that I did not consider my balls touching my thighs.

Had to get up and walk that one off lol.

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Illustrious Potentate said:
One of my best friends about burned the skin off his dick when he put a jar of peanut butter in the microwave too long. He works at the same company as me now at a different location, but I’ve got it to where his nickname is Peter Pan.
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Did you throw the PB away or still use it?
 
I snuck in some vodka to Gatorgrowl by filling up a double bagged zip lock and stuffing it in my underwear.

Those bags aren't vodka proof. They started leaking just after getting past security.
 
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