New Sump Pump At 2AM Monday Thread

ill said:
I mean...she IS A mortician, so the latter is likely.

But she also seems to be interested, so we will see. I don't have any other irons in the fire at the moment.

Went on a date last week with a 45 yr old woman...that was a waste of time.
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How hot are they each? Mid 40’s oh man. That’s like an all exclusive pass to all the rides in the park. How’d you manage to miss out on that opportunity?
 
ill said:
Hair plugs?

And date didn't happen...for reasons

Now have to see if there's still interest after texting for 4 weeks and no dates.

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doesn't sound like it's come to a sticky end yet.
 
ill said:
Don't get me wrong, nice woman...but the mom vibes were way too high
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At your age MILFs and weird single chicks living in funeral homes are pretty much your only options along with bar stars and cat women. A lot of these overlap too.
 
RobBase Hates Everybody Now said:
How hot are they each? Mid 40’s oh man. That’s like an all exclusive pass to all the rides in the park. How’d you manage to miss out on that opportunity?
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Well she's someone I knew IRL and she kind of steamrolled right into "let's get a drink". She did look good at one point but I realized that was years ago.

But I said sure, I could use a happy hour knowing that she wasn't getting the D. It was nice to get a beer with someone.
 
ill said:
Well she's someone I knew IRL and she kind of steamrolled right into "let's get a drink". She did look good at one point but I realized that was years ago.

But I said sure, I could use a happy hour knowing that she wasn't getting the D. It was nice to get a beer with someone.
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Jesus. No wonder you got the mom vibe. You treated her like your mother.
 
RobBase Hates Everybody Now said:
At your age MILFs and weird single chicks living in funeral homes are pretty much your only options along with bar stars and cat women. A lot of these overlap too.
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i know you’re making a joke but it’s true. When you get to a certain age theirs a reason they are single... and it’s usually not good. Sure there’s the diamond in the rough but more likely one of the 3 D’s (divorced, diseased or demented)
 
It was sorta This is Cletus weekend. Yesterday the wife took her van to the BIL's house so he could change the oil on his lift. Our kids got to play with his 3 boys (he's just under 2 mos from boy #4 arriving). Then my widowed aunt from FL and my 4 cousins (near our kids age) came over for supper. Cousin S2 is in their birthday season. His stepdaughter was on the 14th, his oldest step son yesterday, and his fiance today. His is next week on the 9th. Cousin N1 had text some but I don't know if he had all 4 of his kids or just 2. My SIL and her husband text my wife and I did see my brother and his gf as well. That basically covered most of the family.
 
basement bias said:
It was sorta This is Cletus weekend. Yesterday the wife took her van to the BIL's house so he could change the oil on his lift. Our kids got to play with his 3 boys (he's just under 2 mos from boy #4 arriving). Then my widowed aunt from FL and my 4 cousins (near our kids age) came over for supper. Cousin S2 is in their birthday season. His stepdaughter was on the 14th, his oldest step son yesterday, and his fiance today. His is next week on the 9th. Cousin N1 had text some but I don't know if he had all 4 of his kids or just 2. My SIL and her husband text my wife and I did see my brother and his gf as well. That basically covered most of the family.
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BINGO!
 
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RobBase Hates Everybody Now said:
At your age MILFs and weird single chicks living in funeral homes are pretty much your only options along with bar stars and cat women. A lot of these overlap too.
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Nah, there are some normal ones out there. I'm not giving in just yet.

The 28 yr old I hung out with all some was a solid 7 with a nice body. I think if I was really interested in making it work, she would have been all in...but she isn't what I'm looking for either...but she was really nice for the time being
 
Why was a sump pump installed at 2am? Was the basement flooding?
 
dbldwn711 said:
i know you’re making a joke but it’s true. When you get to a certain age theirs a reason they are single... and it’s usually not good. Sure there’s the diamond in the rough but more likely one of the 3 D’s (divorced, diseased or demented)
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I don't think being divorced is necessarily a bad thing.
 
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dbldwn711 said:
i know you’re making a joke but it’s true. When you get to a certain age theirs a reason they are single... and it’s usually not good. Sure there’s the diamond in the rough but more likely one of the 3 D’s (divorced, diseased or demented)
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I have a perpetually single buddy and it’s pretty amusing watching the well dry up around him year after year. And he looks like a normal guy. He hasn’t hit funeral home girl low yet, but he’s not far away.
 
RobBase Hates Everybody Now said:
I have a perpetually single buddy and it’s pretty amusing watching the well dry up around him year after year. And he looks like a normal guy. He hasn’t hit funeral home girl low yet, but he’s not far away.
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Why is "funeral home girl" a low?
 
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