New Sump Pump At 2AM Monday Thread

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Hobbits apparently lost the ability to process gluten at some point.

I told you people I was starting to deteriorate at 30.

 

[ill]

Also, fuck, racist, whoa!

@ill 's old. this is our sabrina

Wood

 

[Bender]

Hobbits apparently lost the ability to process gluten at some point.

probably the lembas bread, those elves are cruel bastards.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Right around the time Planet Fitness became all the rage. Coincidence?

Actually, when I stopped going to planet fitness, I started the bad tummy.

I should sign back up for that free pizza cure

 

[Guy Incognito]

I told you people I was starting to deteriorate at 30.

Couldn't have had anything with your unwillingness to eat crap other than pizza and chickie nuggies in your 20s, though.

 

[ill]

You SOB.

I'm not sure what you want me to say here, kobes.

But I think we'd be better as just staying friends.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Couldn't have had anything with your unwillingness to eat crap other than pizza and chickie nuggies in your 20s, though.

 

[RobBase]

xcuse me?

According to Dr. Fasano, gluten sensitivity potentially affects far more people than celiac disease. He estimates about 6% to 7% of the U.S. population may be gluten-sensitive, meaning some 20 million people in the United States alone could have the condition.

I mean, if a piece of wheat toast can kill you, maybe you’re supposed to die.

 

[ill]

You do kinda of make me think of Grimace...

 

[dbldwn711]

I have a perpetually single buddy and it’s pretty amusing watching the well dry up around him year after year. And he looks like a normal guy. He hasn’t hit funeral home girl low yet, but he’s not far away.

so what’s your buddy’s problem? Too picky?

 

[Guy Incognito]

I mean, if a piece of wheat toast can kill you, maybe you’re supposed to die.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I mean, if a piece of wheat toast can kill you, maybe you’re supposed to die.

 

[ill]

Maybe this is how Douche imagines himself.

 

[Bender]

I'm not sure what you want me to say here, kobes.

But I think we'd be better as just staying friends.

said the guy that is inspired to make a table because she said it got her wet...

 

[kobesgame]

I'm not sure what you want me to say here, kobes.

But I think we'd be better as just staying friends.

I’m speaking for mid-40’s moms. STOP stereotyping us!

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

so what’s your buddy’s problem? Too picky?

nothing wrong with liking big tits dawg

 

[RobBase]

so what’s your buddy’s problem? Too picky?

Hes a total weirdo. Looks like a pro bodybuilder 24/7 365. The most ripped dude ever. And he’s this way because he suffers from crippling anxiety. We would hit up a bar and immediately I’d lose him. He would just disappear. 20-30 minutes later he would text me from his car saying he went to the bathroom and his hair looked bad so he left. This happened a lot.

Other times we’d make plans to meet up after work for some beers and he just wouldn’t show. I’d finally get ahold of him and he’d be worried about the way he looked for whatever reason. He would get chemical peels on his face and look like a flash burn victim. But he never missed a workout. He would come in to lift with his bright red peeling face but wouldn’t go to the bar after.

And he’s a super nice guy. Totally normal other than this anxiety issue. Girls chase him down then figure out pretty quickly how strange he is once they get to dating. His whole live revolves around his body because I guess to fill other voids. He’s doing the same thing as we were doing 20 years ago but I got married and had kids. He’s still out there dating ugly over tanned drunks.

 

[Me]

I’m speaking for mid-40’s moms. STOP stereotyping us!

What about low 40's moms? Asking for a friend

 

[kobesgame]

I just made and consumed an egg salad sandwich that was delicious. I need to change my shirt because I devoured it like a savage.

 

[ill]

I’m speaking for mid-40’s moms. STOP stereotyping us!

Stop stereotyping mom's for having mom vibes?

I mean, I feel like you'd like this woman...she drinks and parties and probably has her kids pick her up at the bar if she's had too many...