New Sump Pump At 2AM Monday Thread

kobesgame said:
I just made and consumed an egg salad sandwich that was delicious. I need to change my shirt because I devoured it like a savage.
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Came back from the gym Saturday morning, and the front of SA's sweatshirt was covered in chocolate.


"Have a little Nutella?"
 
RobBase Hates Everybody Now said:
Hes a total weirdo. Looks like a pro bodybuilder 24/7 365. The most ripped dude ever. And he’s this way because he suffers from crippling anxiety. We would hit up a bar and immediately I’d lose him. He would just disappear. 20-30 minutes later he would text me from his car saying he went to the bathroom and his hair looked bad so he left. This happened a lot.

Other times we’d make plans to meet up after work for some beers and he just wouldn’t show. I’d finally get ahold of him and he’d be worried about the way he looked for whatever reason. He would get chemical peels on his face and look like a flash burn victim. But he never missed a workout. He would come in to lift with his bright red peeling face but wouldn’t go to the bar after.

And he’s a super nice guy. Totally normal other than this anxiety issue. Girls chase him down then figure out pretty quickly how strange he is once they get to dating. His whole live revolves around his body because I guess to fill other voids. He’s doing the same thing as we were doing 20 years ago but I got married and had kids. He’s still out there dating ugly over tanned drunks.
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thats too bad. Have you suggested therapy for him?
 
dbldwn711 said:
thats too bad. Have you suggested therapy for him?
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Me may actually be in therapy. We aren’t close since I started a family. Mostly just hear from him in text. He’s still living in the good old days where all of our conversations are him talking about how much fun 15 years ago used to be. His brother (my friend) died a few years ago from a drug overdose. The dark side of the body building/gym community can be pretty bad. I have many stories about friends like these guys.

This is why when I joke about being a centrist I’m kind of being serious. Since before HS I’ve been able to hang out w any group of people or type of person (MAGA) without ever really getting attached. I just hang for a few then move on. So many of my bouncer bros are dead from drugs or weirdo 40 year olds now. But not me. Cause I never get too far into anything. Just how I am.
 
ill said:
Stop stereotyping mom's for having mom vibes?

I mean, I feel like you'd like this woman...she drinks and parties and probably has her kids pick her up at the bar if she's had too many...
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Narrator: While just twenty yards away, Michael went to work repairing the banana stand.

Michael: What are you doing here?

Maeby: My mom signed me out of school early, so then she wouldn’t have to pick me up later, so then she wouldn’t be late for the Christmas party.

Michael: That’s about the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

Maeby: I had to drive because she had a little bit of a buzz on.

Michael: No, that’s it.
 
ill said:
Stop stereotyping mom's for having mom vibes?

I mean, I feel like you'd like this woman...she drinks and parties and probably has her kids pick her up at the bar if she's had too many...
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I need Lil’ Kobe to get her license. Still 4+ years away though.
 
So a light bulb in my spare bathroom above the sink was out, so bought another bulb and changed it out. That bulb immediately pops.

Whyditdodat?
 
Bender said:
Narrator: While just twenty yards away, Michael went to work repairing the banana stand.

Michael: What are you doing here?

Maeby: My mom signed me out of school early, so then she wouldn’t have to pick me up later, so then she wouldn’t be late for the Christmas party.

Michael: That’s about the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

Maeby: I had to drive because she had a little bit of a buzz on.

Michael: No, that’s it.
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There’s always money in the banana stand.
 
ill said:
So a light bulb in my spare bathroom above the sink was out, so bought another bulb and changed it out. That bulb immediately pops.

Whyditdodat?
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You bought the wrong wattage bulb?
 
RobBase Hates Everybody Now said:
Me may actually be in therapy. We aren’t close since I started a family. Mostly just hear from him in text. He’s still living in the good old days where all of our conversations are him talking about how much fun 15 years ago used to be. His brother (my friend) died a few years ago from a drug overdose. The dark side of the body building/gym community can be pretty bad. I have many stories about friends like these guys.

This is why when I joke about being a centrist I’m kind of being serious. Since before HS I’ve been able to hang out w any group of people or type of person (MAGA) without ever really getting attached. I just hang for a few then move on. So many of my bouncer bros are dead from drugs or weirdo 40 year olds now. But not me. Cause I never get too far into anything. Just how I am.
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ive got a good buddy who is a gym guy as well but he’s VERY enlightened/aware. However, since he’s in the gym a lot he sees that dark side you are talking about. We talk about it a lot.

Excess of anything in life is usually never good. That includes “healthy” things like working out. The excess is usually a coping mechanism for something bothering them in their lives.
 
ill said:
So a light bulb in my spare bathroom above the sink was out, so bought another bulb and changed it out. That bulb immediately pops.

Whyditdodat?
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Electricity hates you
 
i can't log into anything at work all of the sudden, time to quit
 
gobucks0409 said:
Quit, fired - same thing
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RobBase Hates Everybody Now said:
Me may actually be in therapy. We aren’t close since I started a family. Mostly just hear from him in text. He’s still living in the good old days where all of our conversations are him talking about how much fun 15 years ago used to be. His brother (my friend) died a few years ago from a drug overdose. The dark side of the body building/gym community can be pretty bad. I have many stories about friends like these guys.

This is why when I joke about being a centrist I’m kind of being serious. Since before HS I’ve been able to hang out w any group of people or type of person (MAGA) without ever really getting attached. I just hang for a few then move on. So many of my bouncer bros are dead from drugs or weirdo 40 year olds now. But not me. Cause I never get too far into anything. Just how I am.
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The dark web of gym bros is fucking weird. Back when I was young and juicy, a bunch of those dudes would always try and suck me into their web by asking me right off the bat what I'm taking. Then when you announce that you're natty, they get the PhDs out and want to get you to do their back of the trunk shit.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
The dark web of gym bros is fucking weird. Back when I was young and juicy, a bunch of those dudes would always try and suck me into their web by asking me right off the bat what I'm taking. Then when you announce that you're natty, they get the PhDs out and want to get you to do their back of the trunk shit.
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Man, you really need to come out of the closet.
 
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