Water Altercation Wednesday

Fish said:
Fuck you
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stupid lloyd bridges GIF
 
kobesgame said:
Not exactly sure. But I am pretty sure I can't do this job much longer. The stress is starting to affect my real life.
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You get to see the absolute worst people are capable of on a regular. I'm sure it's taxing.
 
Handicappers said:
I have a pair of Reebox tennis shoes with composite toe. They don't feel like tennis shoe. Might be the most uncomfortable shoes I own.
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You misspelled Weeboks.
 
stakesarehigh said:
Et tu Brute?
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I grew up calling it coke, but soda makes the most sense.

Here is a map of where to find dumb people:
www.businessinsider.com

'Soda,' 'pop,' or 'coke': More than 400,000 Americans weighed in, and a map of their answers is exactly what you'd expect

Americans have different words for soft drink depending on which region of the United States they're from. The three most popular terms are soda, pop, and coke, according to data collected by the site Pop Vs. Soda.
www.businessinsider.com www.businessinsider.com
 
ill said:
Not dry enough to play pickleball

Although I'm sure I'd make some old biddy's panties melt with my pickleball skills...
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no shame in being a boy toy
 
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Gatorchip said:
I grew up calling it coke, but soda makes the most sense.

Here is a map of where to find dumb people:
www.businessinsider.com

'Soda,' 'pop,' or 'coke': More than 400,000 Americans weighed in, and a map of their answers is exactly what you'd expect

Americans have different words for soft drink depending on which region of the United States they're from. The three most popular terms are soda, pop, and coke, according to data collected by the site Pop Vs. Soda.
www.businessinsider.com www.businessinsider.com
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i use soda and pop, but primarily pop

and if I say coke, I mean coke.
 
ill said:
I tried and realized 41 might be my limit right now
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At least when they hit menopause you don't have to worry about kids. Food for thought
 
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I have my learners permit now. I'm happier than a 16 year old kid in Massachusetts!

Road test up next. I have to hire a sponsor to stand on the curb.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
I told a clerk to fuck off the other day. I was in line and this dingbat and a customer were talking like there wasnt a line. "So where are you from?" DB customer asks "are you from Vegas?"

This cunt clerk, gasps as if being from Vegas was akin to being a child rapist, "God NO! I'm from Cuntville, such and such. I hate it here!"

To which my gut, knee jerk reaction was," Then fucking leave"

Every head in store turned and looked at me.

"Excuse me?!" Cuntville transplant

"Fucking leave. Dont sit here and talk shit about my city. You hate here, fuck off, leave." My tone of voice was calm, and I wasn't raising my voice at all. Just kind of matter of fact. I knew as soon as I finished my sentence, I wasn't going to get checked out, so I followed it with, "Like this" and I just left my cart in the line walked out.

There was one lone dude laughing his ass off, while the rest of the hens were flabbergasted. I felt pretty good about the whole thing.
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Btw... that was me laughing my off ass.
 
PnkPanther said:
i use soda and pop, but primarily pop

and if I say coke, I mean coke.
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Nothing is dumber than calling everything coke. I know soda is more common so I'm not anti one way or the other.
 
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