Water Altercation Wednesday

Thread title should be "Watercation"
 
Gatorchip said:
I grew up calling it coke, but soda makes the most sense.

Here is a map of where to find dumb people:
www.businessinsider.com

'Soda,' 'pop,' or 'coke': More than 400,000 Americans weighed in, and a map of their answers is exactly what you'd expect

Americans have different words for soft drink depending on which region of the United States they're from. The three most popular terms are soda, pop, and coke, according to data collected by the site Pop Vs. Soda.
www.businessinsider.com www.businessinsider.com
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its fucking soda
 
kobesgame said:
I'm leaning to retiring from the legal field in about 2 years. Or at least owning a firm or practicing law full time.
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How would you spend that extra month of vacation time?
 
stakesarehigh said:
You get to see the absolute worst people are capable of on a regular. I'm sure it's taxing.
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When our office lease runs out, I'll be around 20 years in the business. The pandemic hasn't helped my motivation to keep it going....people have no fucking boundaries anymore. Texting/calling in the middle of the night or at 9pm or 6am. I'd always separated work/home life before....no work email on my cell phone or access to my cell phone number. Pandemic tossed that strategy in the trash. Exacerbated an issue that probably wasn't too far off anyway.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
I told a clerk to fuck off the other day. I was in line and this dingbat and a customer were talking like there wasnt a line. "So where are you from?" DB customer asks "are you from Vegas?"

This cunt clerk, gasps as if being from Vegas was akin to being a child rapist, "God NO! I'm from Cuntville, such and such. I hate it here!"

To which my gut, knee jerk reaction was," Then fucking leave"

Every head in store turned and looked at me.

"Excuse me?!" Cuntville transplant

"Fucking leave. Dont sit here and talk shit about my city. You hate here, fuck off, leave." My tone of voice was calm, and I wasn't raising my voice at all. Just kind of matter of fact. I knew as soon as I finished my sentence, I wasn't going to get checked out, so I followed it with, "Like this" and I just left my cart in the line walked out.

There was one lone dude laughing his ass off, while the rest of the hens were flabbergasted. I felt pretty good about the whole thing.
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Several years back I had 5 grand sitting in the gun safe and got tired of worrying about it so decided to open a 2nd checking account with it. Went to a new bank advertising free checking accounts and stood in line. People at front of line were bitching about their return on savings. Bank woman says "Well it's because (insert President who I voted for name here) has everything screwed up, he's doing everything wrong."

For one thing I think that low fuel prices and low interest rates are great for the economy. For another I don't appreciate hearing shit like that at a bank I'm trying to do business with.

So I said "I thought I was at a bank, I see I wandered into a political rally, so I'll just take my 5 grand somewhere else."

Tried to say it loud enough everyone heard it so the manager would deal with the bitch.
 
kobesgame said:
When our office lease runs out, I'll be around 20 years in the business. The pandemic hasn't helped my motivation to keep it going....people have no fucking boundaries anymore. Texting/calling in the middle of the night or at 9pm or 6am. I'd always separated work/home life before....no work email on my cell phone or access to my cell phone number. Pandemic tossed that strategy in the trash. Exacerbated an issue that probably wasn't too far off anyway.
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6am means the workout is already done, its time to start the day
 
ill said:
Live, laugh, love?
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Well Done Applause GIF by Progressive
 
PnkPanther said:
I have to get documents from departments or other areas, i always just say thanks in advance

Hey Bob

Can I get a copy of this,


Thanks in advance

Pnk
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Does the "thanks in advance" evolve over time when you're using the same email chain for multiple follow-ups for the same information which has yet to be sent?
 
Fish said:
Several years back I had 5 grand sitting in the gun safe and got tired of worrying about it so decided to open a 2nd checking account with it. Went to a new bank advertising free checking accounts and stood in line. People at front of line were bitching about their return on savings. Bank woman says "Well it's because (insert President who I voted for name here) has everything screwed up, he's doing everything wrong."

For one thing I think that low fuel prices and low interest rates are great for the economy. For another I don't appreciate hearing shit like that at a bank I'm trying to do business with.

So I said "I thought I was at a bank, I see I wandered into a political rally, so I'll just take my 5 grand somewhere else."

Tried to say it loud enough everyone heard it so the manager would deal with the bitch.
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I had a similar issue. I shouted "I should rob this place" and pulled out a gun

And of course they blew that out of proportion
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
6am means the workout is already done, its time to start the day
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Until my kids are dropped off at school and daycare, I don't want to deal with client problems. Calling me about an "emergency" that isn't an actual emergency at 3am is a good way to get me not to trust you. Boundaries are incredibly important.
 
Bender said:
Does the "thanks in advance" evolve over time when you're using the same email chain for multiple follow-ups for the same information which has yet to be sent?
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Thanks in advance for sending that bail money!
 
kobesgame said:
Until my kids are dropped off at school and daycare, I don't want to deal with client problems. Calling me about an "emergency" that isn't an actual emergency at 3am is a good way to get me not to trust you. Boundaries are incredibly important.
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You don't have a second phone number?
 
kobesgame said:
Until my kids are dropped off at school and daycare, I don't want to deal with client problems. Calling me about an "emergency" that isn't an actual emergency at 3am is a good way to get me not to trust you. Boundaries are incredibly important.
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Borders are important indeed. Need a wall.



from all that unwanted distraction
 
PeoplesChicken said:
I had a similar issue. I shouted "I should rob this place" and pulled out a gun

And of course they blew that out of proportion
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You should have just dropped trough and took a shit on the floor right in front of her.

Establish your dominance!
 
ill said:
Did they get that vagina thing done too where that's all new and shit?
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If you had a real dick that wouldn't be a problem.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Borders are important indeed. Need a wall.



from all that unwanted distraction
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This is an interesting observation coming from the Upper Midwest's Defending Champion Attention Whore
 
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