Thursday “National Worship of Tools” Day Thread

[Bender]

 

[Me]

you and bucks are doing your best to ensure rob never comes back with these riveting stories.

that's your favorite story from the person you chose to spend the rest of your life with? really?

 

[Inquisitor]

 

[Bender]

also, i'm not suggesting you stop your efforts. it's for the greater good.

 

[Guy Incognito]

also, i'm not suggesting you stop your efforts. it's for the greater good.

 

[fordman84]

 

[Bender]

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I got home from the gym yesterday, and the back door was open. I knew SA was playing tennis with a friend, so she wasn't home. Was a little freaky for a little while, but after a search of the place, nobody was there. So, she must have just forgot to shut the door...

I snuck in and fucked some of your beef. Ninja style.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Is that politics?

Not sure that qualifies

Stimulus checks aren't political??

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Current events, devoid of political discussion.

*uses political gif*

"U brought up politicz!"

Stimulus checks are "current events"

 

[Me]

Stimulus checks are "current events"

Currant

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Go find @Lance Uppercut and bring him back with you.

The torch that Rocko used to carry has been picked up.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

one of my favorite stories from Mrs Pnk (ok, not favorite, but I find comical) her and her roommate at the time came home from work and noticed the front door open, so they called the police as they didn't want to just go in their house

Police go through house and come out "Everything looks alright, no one was in there, but they ransacked the place, they took all of your clothes out of drawers and threw them on floor looking for stuff"

No one ransacked the place, they were just really messy

Mrs Redfoot's appartment once got robbed. They got home and the place was ransacked, the fucker cut himself going through the window and leaked blood all over the place, and for the cherry on top, he went into the bathroom and took a shit in the.... trash can. In the bathroom.

Fucker.

I had a lake house that I was renting one summer, and some kid broke in, stole 20+ bottles of booze, a bongo drum and the cordless phone. Not the base, just the handset.

Also a fucker.

Both fuckers ended up getting caught.

 

[Me]

I snuck in and fucked some of your beef. Ninja style.

Impressive ... No frostbit dick?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

you dying too bruh? welcome to the team

We're all dying. Act accordingly.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

jinxed it by saying we had no snow in the yard.

had a small weiners worth of snow dumped yesterday

A FARGO BLIZZARD?! Holy shit! Are you alright?

 

[Bender]

Is that politics?

Not sure that qualifies

speaking of not qualifying, this rich bitch.

fucking poors around here make me sick.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

A FARGO BLIZZARD?! Holy shit! Are you alright?

I'm fine. Shoveled it this morning.

 

[Bender]

Mrs Redfoot's appartment once got robbed. They got home and the place was ransacked, the fucker cut himself going through the window and leaked blood all over the place, and for the cherry on top, he went into the bathroom and took a shit in the.... trash can. In the bathroom.

Fucker.

I had a lake house that I was renting one summer, and some kid broke in, stole 20+ bottles of booze, a bongo drum and the cordless phone. Not the base, just the handset.

Also a fucker.

Both fuckers ended up getting caught.

i will not stand for you besmirching the good name of the barefoot bandit.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Stimulus checks are "current events"

Ah yes, nuance is lost on halfwits.

Carry on.