Thursday “National Worship of Tools” Day Thread

[PeoplesChicken]

You heard me.

 

[Bender]

Hey, is this about dancing or looking at semi-hot Asian chicks?

@MTVike posts.

I don't like it, nobody like it.

 

[MTVike]

Speaking of...now THIS is a high-production video.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Speaking of...now THIS is a high-production video.

I know it's only rock n roll




but I like it

 

[MTVike]

Back to dancing.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Hey, is this about dancing or looking at semi-hot Asian chicks?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

wtf is semi-hot

 

[PeoplesChicken]

wtf is semi-hot

Aubrey Plaza

It depends on what she is wearing, the lighting, etc

 

[Bender]

Aubrey Plaza

It depends on what she is wearing, the lighting, etc

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Would bang...so bang

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Aubrey Plaza

Actually, I think she's pretty fucking beautiful, but certain looks she puts together make her look frumpy.

He has to make herself not hot.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I'm not going to a baby shower for any reason.

 

[stakesarehigh]

I'm not going to a baby shower for any reason.

Said the man. Yes. I think we've found a unanimous subject

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Said the man. Yes. I think we've found a unanimous subject

I showed up to my youngest's baby shower, when it was over, to help load up all the shit. Thats the closest I have been to going to a baby shower.

 

[Me]

Had the filing on my front tooth (drunken chip) repaired today. He did not do the best job on it. I guess I'll get used to it over the next 5-7 years until it needs fixed up again

 

[RubinRock]

i guess it's a good thing i couldn't find g-league betting options on here

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was about to throw a grand on BBall Paul and the Delaware Blue Coats to win the G-Leage at 1630.

Let’s hope you didn’t figure out to place a bet on the coats.

 

[Bender]

Let’s hope you didn’t figure out to place a bet on the coats.

i did not. time to ride that money saved and run with the bulls.

 

[Handicappers]

I showed up to my youngest's baby shower, when it was over, to help load up all the shit. Thats the closest I have been to going to a baby shower.

I had to reread that a couple times. My first thought was you were gonna be a grandpa.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I had to reread that a couple times. My first thought was you were gonna be a grandpa.

 

[Handicappers]

Won’t be long. Grandpa Gozintite will make a great screen name