St Paddy's Day Morning Thread

Celts? I think my Lutheranism would put me on team Rangers
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Looks like Mississippi and Alabama are in for some tornadoes today. @Fish I'm hard as a rock right now

Seriously those folks stay safe and I'm ready to see where Reed Timmer and others track today.
You comin down?
 
@Fish you get your Bidencash?
Oh fuck yeah. Big day. SS hit at the same time.

I've already transferred $1400 to our other account that the wife uses.

Unemployment hits tomorrow. Fat Stacks Baby

New stimulus took away most of my tax liability on unemployment so I only owe about a grand additional federal income tax.

I'm like a rolling pin. rolling in the dough.
 
Broad jumped the line in Minnesota and is getting the Fauci Ouchie tomorrow.
 
Broad jumped the line in Minnesota and is getting the Fauci Ouchie tomorrow.
Wife says no way she is getting it.

I probably won't but if I did it would be the one shot deal.
 
Wife says no way she is getting it.

I probably won't but if I did it would be the one shot deal.
I think the Johnson and Johnson is for small peepee people only. I wasn't even given that one as a choice.
 
I think the Johnson and Johnson is for small peepee people only. I wasn't even given that one as a choice.
It may be that it's only for people with 2 peepees.

Or those so big they have to say it twice.
 
It may be that it's only for people with 2 peepees.

Or those so big they have to say it twice.
I think it's for people who need a "boost" to their johnson.

They kept trying to push that Moderna shit on me. Fuck that, I want the German one.
 
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