St Paddy's Day Morning Thread

MTVike said:
Ima gonna go rake the trash/leaves out of the bottom of the hedge in a few minutes. Yes @fknhippie, there will be sticks.
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Isn't it a little early in the season for raking? Thought we are supposed to wait until later in spring for that stuff?
 
kobesgame said:
Isn't it a little early in the season for raking? Thought we are supposed to wait until later in spring for that stuff?
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It's a little late actually, a lot of leaves I didn't get last fall. Plus, garbage. Plus, it's a beautiful day to be outside. I may hit a bucket, too.
 
kobesgame said:
Business partner got quite the email from an unrepresented opposing party this morning. Accused her of being a soul-less cunt who was part of a satanic cult and sex-trafficked children. Also accused her of abusing her children and being a shit mother.

The best part was after 3 paragraphs of insults she ended it with "GET. BENT." Go big or go home with that shit. Don't unleash the fury and then end with a Bart Simpson quote.
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I'd be pretty pissed if you insisted my car as payment too...
 
MTVike said:
That's the abbreviated version.

In high school we used to say: "Get fucking bent........over."
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With the tone of the rest of the email (including a threat to hang my business partner), saying "I hope you get bent over and raped" would've been the better ending. Get Bent is lame.
 
MTVike said:
It's a little late actually, a lot of leaves I didn't get last fall. Plus, garbage. Plus, it's a beautiful day to be outside. I may hit a bucket, too.
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Just living the life.
 
kobesgame said:
Business partner got quite the email from an unrepresented opposing party this morning. Accused her of being a soul-less cunt who was part of a satanic cult and sex-trafficked children. Also accused her of abusing her children and being a shit mother.

The best part was after 3 paragraphs of insults she ended it with "GET. BENT." Go big or go home with that shit. Don't unleash the fury and then end with a Bart Simpson quote.
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Well, the first part was right... They were addressing it to a lawyer.

But the kids part was a little overboard
 
kobesgame said:
With the tone of the rest of the email (including a threat to hang my business partner), saying "I hope you get bent over and raped" would've been the better ending. Get Bent is lame.
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I can see why you love your job.
 
kobesgame said:
With the tone of the rest of the email (including a threat to hang my business partner), saying "I hope you get bent over and raped" would've been the better ending. Get Bent is lame.
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Seems like a bad idea to commit a crime in text
 
gobucks0409 said:
Well, the first part was right... They were addressing it to a lawyer.

But the kids part was a little overboard
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considering she sold her kids off to be sex slaves, i think it's more than fair to call her a shit mother that abused her children.
 
kobesgame said:
With the tone of the rest of the email (including a threat to hang my business partner), saying "I hope you get bent over and raped" would've been the better ending. Get Bent is lame.
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Had an issue like that a few years ago where someone at work was pissed at me and made a comment about doing something to my kids.

I informed him that outside of where I work, there are no rules about conduct. You try something I don't have to be nice or follow ethics
 
PeoplesChicken said:
Kiss my grits!
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Season 4 GIF by The Simpsons
 
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