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huskers1217 said:
@beardown07 - A new entry for I'm a shitty father for telling my kid the truth last night

I got out the baseball stuff and said. lets go practice. Kid said no. I asked again. Kid said no.

I got frustrated and told him he needs to stop being the worst damn kid on the team and start practicing now.

that blew some gaskets.
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Worst. Father. Ever.
Your turn @beardown07
 
huskers1217 said:
@beardown07 - A new entry for I'm a shitty father for telling my kid the truth last night

I got out the baseball stuff and said. lets go practice. Kid said no. I asked again. Kid said no.

I got frustrated and told him he needs to stop being the worst damn kid on the team and start practicing now.

that blew some gaskets.
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BigRedMoe said:
Damn, that is harsh. I could see using this motivation on an older kid with the right temperament though. Did he inherit yourn feet? Is that part of the problem?
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At least he didn’t kick his kid with that giant foot. Might’ve killed the poor kid.
 
gobigred said:
Worst. Father. Ever.
Your turn @beardown07
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I got roped in to coaching my daughter's soccer team this April, and it fucking terrifies me.

My daughter has NOOOOOO business playing sports. Two left feet, poor eyes and is lazy af. My boy is a natural, but goddamn dude, my daughter is HORRIBLE. Guaranteed to be the worst kid on the team. I am dreading it soo much, and my wife is to blame, and believe me, I let her know daily.
 
beardown07 said:
I got roped in to coaching my daughter's soccer team this April, and it fucking terrifies me.

My daughter has NOOOOOO business playing sports. Two left feet, poor eyes and is lazy af. My boy is a natural, but goddamn dude, my daughter is HORRIBLE. Guaranteed to be the worst kid on the team. I am dreading it soo much, and my wife is to blame, and believe me, I let her know daily.
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At that age, soccer is herding cats
 
beardown07 said:
I got roped in to coaching my daughter's soccer team this April, and it fucking terrifies me.

My daughter has NOOOOOO business playing sports. Two left feet, poor eyes and is lazy af. My boy is a natural, but goddamn dude, my daughter is HORRIBLE. Guaranteed to be the worst kid on the team. I am dreading it soo much, and my wife is to blame, and believe me, I let her know daily.
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I'm going to assistant coach my Son's baseball team again this Summer. I know the head coach and he asked us to be on his team again so apparently we did something right.
Good luck!
 
beardown07 said:
I got roped in to coaching my daughter's soccer team this April, and it fucking terrifies me.

My daughter has NOOOOOO business playing sports. Two left feet, poor eyes and is lazy af. My boy is a natural, but goddamn dude, my daughter is HORRIBLE. Guaranteed to be the worst kid on the team. I am dreading it soo much, and my wife is to blame, and believe me, I let her know daily.
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Peter Gozintite said:
At that age, soccer is herding cats
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My Daughter tried soccer for a couple of years. Her greatest skill was getting hit in the face with the ball. Including 3 times in one game (she was done after that).
 
Peter Gozintite said:
At that age, soccer is herding cats
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Ya, I'm not worried about any of that near as much as just being an ornery prick to a bunch of kids.

I have NO desire to do this at all. My wife fucking "volunteered" my dumb ass. I struggle with my OWN kids, let alone everyone else's tards.
 
BigRedMoe said:
My Daughter tried soccer for a couple of years. Her greatest skill was getting hit in the face with the ball. Including 3 times in one game (she was done after that).
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Bwahahaha...this actually worries me a bit, just cuz of her dumb eye. Doctor says she's good to go, but it still worries me.

She is a prime candidate for that "skill".
 
beardown07 said:
Ya, I'm not worried about any of that near as much as just being an ornery prick to a bunch of kids.

I have NO desire to do this at all. My wife fucking "volunteered" my dumb ass. I struggle with my OWN kids, let alone everyone else's tards.
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Other kids are easier to deal with. Their parents are the tough part.
 
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beardown07 said:
Ya, I'm not worried about any of that near as much as just being an ornery prick to a bunch of kids.

I have NO desire to do this at all. My wife fucking "volunteered" my dumb ass. I struggle with my OWN kids, let alone everyone else's tards.
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I find it easier to coach other peoples' kids than my own.
 
Watch a couple youtube videos about beginners soccer coaching. Its all nonsense, once a game starts, and then its a bundle of children and a cloud of dust, ball pops out, bundle of children and a cloud of dust
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Watch a couple youtube videos about beginners soccer coaching. Its all nonsense, once a game starts, and then its a bundle of children and a cloud of dust, ball pops out, bundle of children and a cloud of dust
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My favorite is when a dumbass official calls off sides on a 6 year old whose picking his nose by the goal.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Watch a couple youtube videos about beginners soccer coaching. Its all nonsense, once a game starts, and then its a bundle of children and a cloud of dust, ball pops out, bundle of children and a cloud of dust
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So I coached my little bro's team when I was like 17, and the parents were such cunts. I had one fat fuck, wealthy developer chew my ass cuz I wouldn't start his fat fucking kid on gameday, cuz he never came to practice. "Oh he has a bad ankle so he can't practice!" But it's magically good-to-go on gameday? Fuck off. He threatened to fight me!?

Not looking forward to that shit AT ALL.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Watch a couple youtube videos about beginners soccer coaching. Its all nonsense, once a game starts, and then its a bundle of children and a cloud of dust, ball pops out, bundle of children and a cloud of dust
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LOL. When I coached my bro's team, I really coached em'. LOL. They militantly stayed in their positions, and subsequently got fucking KILLED every game. We lost EVERY game, but after every single game, the opposing coach would come over and congratulate me on how well they maintained positioning. :lol:
 
beardown07 said:
So I coached my little bro's team when I was like 17, and the parents were such cunts. I had one fat fuck, wealthy developer chew my ass cuz I wouldn't start his fat fucking kid on gameday, cuz he never came to practice. "Oh he has a bad ankle so he can't practice!" But it's magically good-to-go on gameday? Fuck off. He threatened to fight me!?

Not looking forward to that shit AT ALL.
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I have two cousins that are sisters and one's husband coaches the kid's baseball team and the other's ex has their kid on the team. The ex's kid is nowhere near as motivated as cousin #1's is (multiple travel teams, little league, clinics, etc. vs. plays because he needs to do something aside from video games all day), but he's got some talent, plus he's a big fucker and can definitely be developed. But he's lazy and undisciplined so he sits. Dad #2 thinks he should get preferential treatment, but I think it's going to end up with him getting his ass kicked at Thankgsgiving.
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