Urban Meyer swings on Notre Dame nutsack

[Me]

Former Ohio State football coach Urban Meyer comments on possibility of fall season

 

[HammerDown]

The dude that says he’s done then comes back. It’s priceless.

Im not criticizing you at all for saying anything bad about him. But stop acting like the reason you are isn’t because he was at Ohio State. We all aren’t stupid.

I hated Urban Meyer at Florida more than any other coach in any other sport for any other team.

I'd say Nick Saban at LSU was like a distant 10th compared my utter contempt for everything Urban Meyer stood for and did at Florida.

Why is that so hard for you to grasp? I HATED him. Yes, I absolutely admit that my hatred was only increased when he punked out and duped Ohio State, too.

What exactly is it I'm supposed to be hiding here? I always kind of thought I was painfully transparent with my sports opinions but apparently you're exposing the real reason why I hate Urban Meyer.

You've officially lost me, bro.

 

[HammerDown]

I’m not melting down. I’m merely stating something obvious to everyone here.

I do hope Vandy kicks Florida’s ass though.

You don't even understand the shit that happened in Gainesville or the basics of how he left.

How is it my wife knows all about this and hasn't been back to Gainesville since 2010 but you claim to be a college football fan and you don't? (don't make me post the Obama gif again please - because I will!)

 

[HammerDown]

I wasn't thinking before.

My most-hated:
1.) Urban Meyer
2.) Jim Tressel (how could I possibly forget this abomination of a human being?)
3.) Nick Saban at LSU

 

[JuiceTheGator]

He left you after he saw the writing on the wall. You are bitter about that. if he doesn’t leave and wins you another NC you would have still complained? Spare me that bullshit.

Ohh and lol at calling Chuck Strong the “greatest defensive coach of all time.”

Alright, now you're trolling. Ahhhhh....lol...yeah, I get it. I've even shown you dated posts. There's nothing more I need to say.

Seriously though, the guy was a mess. I wish I had a witness to what a weirdo he was here in Ft Myers. Seeing him trapped in his celebrity expectations, riddled with anxiety and way over his head was brutal. Had he gone Britney Spears and shaved his head and freaked out, I wouldn't have been surprised at all.

 

[ojb81]

He was run out of Gainesville???? Seriously you led off with that? You are beyond delusional to think this.

Come on dude, we both know you aren’t in this thread if he was still the UF coach. The fact that he went to Ohio State and succeeded was just icing on the cake to get you in this thread.

 

[ojb81]

I wasn't thinking before.

My most-hated:
1.) Urban Meyer
2.) Jim Tressel (how could I possibly forget this abomination of a human being?)
3.) Nick Saban at LSU

Nick Saban "at LSU"? So you're ok with him now?

Ahhh Hammer. You're somethin' else, I tell ya.

 

[ojb81]

Ralphie, keep doin' what yer doin'. Hammer, go put on a Buckeye shirt and report back

 

[HammerDown]

Nick Saban "at LSU"? So you're ok with him now?

Ahhh Hammer. You're somethin' else, I tell ya.

He's just old and silly and such a pathetic little whore of a man at this point that I don't even care. Back then his arrogance and antics were just unbearable.

You about to tell me how I'm an Alabama fan now?

 

[ojb81]

He's just old and silly and such a pathetic little whore of a man at this point that I don't even care. Back then his arrogance and antics were just unbearable.

You about to tell me how I'm an Alabama fan now?

well....do you wanna be an Ally-bammy fan now? :drool2:

 

[ralphiewvu]

I hated Urban Meyer at Florida more than any other coach in any other sport for any other team.

I'd say Nick Saban at LSU was like a distant 10th compared my utter contempt for everything Urban Meyer stood for and did at Florida.

Why is that so hard for you to grasp? I HATED him. Yes, I absolutely admit that my hatred was only increased when he punked out and duped Ohio State, too.

What exactly is it I'm supposed to be hiding here? I always kind of thought I was painfully transparent with my sports opinions but apparently you're exposing the real reason why I hate Urban Meyer.

You've officially lost me, bro.

You don’t chime in on this thread if he wasn’t at Ohio state. You don’t hate him more than any other coach if he doesn’t coach at ohio state is what I’m saying.

 

[ralphiewvu]

You don't even understand the shit that happened in Gainesville or the basics of how he left.

How is it my wife knows all about this and hasn't been back to Gainesville since 2010 but you claim to be a college football fan and you don't? (don't make me post the Obama gif again please - because I will!)

Who Exactly ran him out? Whey has that never come out?

Because it didn’t happen. He quit on Florida and that pisses Florida fans off. Then a year after sitting out because of “health reasons” he goes to Ohio State and succeeds there too. You are ethier willfully ignorant toward this or your just making shit up. An you claim to be a college football fan?

 

[ralphiewvu]

Alright, now you're trolling. Ahhhhh....lol...yeah, I get it. I've even shown you dated posts. There's nothing more I need to say.

Seriously though, the guy was a mess. I wish I had a witness to what a weirdo he was here in Ft Myers. Seeing him trapped in his celebrity expectations, riddled with anxiety and way over his head was brutal. Had he gone Britney Spears and shaved his head and freaked out, I wouldn't have been surprised at all.

The truth isn’t trolling. You are bitter over him quitting on your team. Don’t shy away, own it.

 

[HammerDown]

You don’t chime in on this thread if he wasn’t at Ohio state. You don’t hate him more than any other coach if he doesn’t coach at ohio state is what I’m saying.

I'd have him behind Jim Tressell, assuming he went away quietly after being fired at Florida.

 

[HammerDown]

Who Exactly ran him out? Whey has that never come out?

Because it didn’t happen. He quit on Florida and that pisses Florida fans off. Then a year after sitting out because of “health reasons” he goes to Ohio State and succeeds there too. You are ethier willfully ignorant toward this or your just making shit up. An you claim to be a college football fan?

He was effectively fired. "You have 24 hours to resign, pack your shit and get out or we go to Plan B."

Two questions: how do you not know this? Why does it make you so mad?

Oh wait, three questions: when are you adding tOhio State to your favorite team icons?

 

[ralphiewvu]

I'd have him behind Jim Tressell, assuming he went away quietly after being fired at Florida.

You are a special type of delusional. Where’s Jimmy Franklin on your list?

 

[ralphiewvu]

He was effectively fired. "You have 24 hours to resign, pack your shit and get out or we go to Plan B."

Two questions: how do you not know this? Why does it make you so mad?

Oh wait, three questions: when are you adding tOhio State to your favorite team icons?

First question: Can you prove it?

Second question: Why are you lying?

Third question: Why doesn’t Jimmy Franklin make your shit list?

 

[HammerDown]

You are a special type of delusional. Where’s Jimmy Franklin on your list?

He's a douchebag and opportunist for sure. He's on the list.

You going to play high school psychologist with me on that too, Ralphie?

"If he hadn't gone to Peen State, you'd..."

 

[HammerDown]

First question: Can you prove it?

Second question: Why are you lying?

Third question: Why doesn’t Jimmy Franklin make your shit list?

Go to any sports bar in a 75 mile radius of Gainesville and ask anyone there "what happened when Urban Meyer left Florida?"

But you don't need to ask. You already know!

 

[HammerDown]

Wait, I forgot to answer your questions, Ralphie.

First question: Can you prove it?

I'd have to say it's because you're shamelessly white-knighting one of the biggest creeps in the history of college sports.

Second question: Why are you lying?

Most likely because you're a closet Ohio State fan.

Third question: Why doesn’t Jimmy Franklin make your shit list?

You're probably just scared of something and only appear to be bitter and angry.

Does that answer you're questions, Ralphie?