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Hold on. You think traveling is dumb because you can look at pictures and get the same experience needs the golf course grass to be all green before getting the same experience golfing?

It's the same reason I don't play ice hockey on concrete...
 
It’s a rare day I don’t see 2-3 bald eagles.
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It's the same reason I don't play ice hockey on concrete...
#douchelogic

difference is the concrete will never be ice.

not green grass is still acceptable golf medium.
 
i think my SIL is on year 3 of being engaged, no real plans to switch from engaged to married
Same for my brother. About once a year I get a call about some wedding planning that he’s doing that never materializes.
 
we had 2 kegs and couple cases of wine, wine ran out a little after 6, but we bought another case that got us through 7ish or something
but did you have strawberries and a chocolate fountain?
 
we had 2 kegs and couple cases of wine, wine ran out a little after 6, but we bought another case that got us through 7ish or something
I think we had 2 kegs and everyone got 2 or 3 drink tickets as well.
 
Speaking of which, I went to the zoo last week. I was shocked and appalled at the amount of fat people walking around shamelessly stuffing Cinnabons into their faces.

I feel particularly bad for fat kids in fat families. The cards are stacked against them from the jump.

In 2020, a year in which the entire country was losing their minds over COVID, heart disease killed nearly twice as many Americans. If there was family walking around a zoo and everyone -- including the kids -- was smoking cigarettes, people would lose their fucking minds about, but no one gives a shit about an obese family walking around eating cheeseburgers with donuts for a bun. It's mind-boggling to me.

End of rant.
now that you mention it, a cheeseburger sounds great for lunch. i may hold off on the donuts. i've been getting a free one daily for two weeks now, it's starting to get old.
 
She watches the Bachelor doe.

Even joins fantasy leagues about that shit.

I didn't even know scripted shows have fantasy leagues.

She won $125...
My gal doesn’t watch trash shows. She merely participates in gambling on similar trash shows.
 
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