A few months ago, Big Boss has this CFO Only meeting on the calendar and asks me if he can send a rep. So I ask the organization and they're like, "Oooh, sorry, no. No peasants allowed. It's him only."
A couple weeks ago, we're going over the calendar and I'm all, "Oh, that CFO Org meeting next month is during this other priority, so I asked if he wants me to ask again if he can send someone to cover this one and he's like, "NO! NO PEASANTS!! DON'T ASK THEM THAT!"
I declined the meeting and they responded with a "thanks very much for letting us know" and Big Boss responds to me, "Let's chat about this later."
I swear to fuck, if he tells me to ask them if he can send a rep, I'm gonna pound his fucking spine.