Brittany Murphy died over 11 years ago

I remember walking to a party with a chick in college and her telling me she just heard that. She acted devastated, which I certainly found perplexing. I recall seeming apathetic, which she didn't like one bit. She couldn't believe I wasn't also devastated. It's not like either of us knew Brittany Murphy. I got my dick wet still, but I had to work way harder for it, all because of my reaction to the Murphy news.

That being said, RIP Brittany Murphy.
 
How crazy is that? Thought it was just 5-6 years ago. She was great in clueless and then very hot in Sin City.
Strange.

I don‘t know if I knew she existed until you told me she didn’t.
 
I remember walking to a party with a chick in college and her telling me she just heard that. She acted devastated, which I certainly found perplexing. I recall seeming apathetic, which she didn't like one bit. She couldn't believe I wasn't also devastated. It's not like either of us knew Brittany Murphy. I got my dick wet still, but I had to work way harder for it, all because of my reaction to the Murphy news.

That being said, RIP Brittany Murphy.
So this chick you speak of, what’s his name?

Also, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?!
 
Strange.

I don‘t know if I knew she existed until you told me she didn’t.
You’ve never beat off to that particular dead chick?

Eminem fucked her at work longer than it takes me to finish that session. Smoke show.

#StupidFuckingDeathMold
 
You’ve never beat off to that particular dead chick?

Eminem fucked her at work longer than it takes me to finish that session. Smoke show.

#StupidFuckingDeathMold
I thought Eminem saw her banging some other dude at work.

Didn't her boyfriend IRL also die of the same thing? I really there is a theory of foul play.
 
I thought Eminem saw her banging some other dude at work.

Didn't her boyfriend IRL also die of the same thing? I really there is a theory of foul play.

Yeah I think he died of similar circumstances a month or few weeks before or after her.
 
Yeah I think he died of similar circumstances a month or few weeks before or after her.

Death[edit]​

In January 2010, Monjack's mother, Linda Monjack, told People that her son was "unwell, and the doctors are carrying out tests. On whether he has a heart problem, it is not really for me to say, you must ask him, but yes, there have been health problems in the past. I believe it's common knowledge, and it's been in the press that he had a slight heart attack a week before Brittany's death."[16]

Monjack was found dead on 23 May 2010 in his house in Hollywood, according to the Los Angeles County coroner's office. Law enforcement sources say the Los Angeles Fire Department was called there for a medical emergency after Murphy's mother, Sharon, found Monjack unconscious in the master bedroom around 9:20 pm, and then called 911. Paramedics arrived; Monjack was pronounced dead at 9:45 pm.[17]

The coroner's report found the cause of Monjack's death to be acute pneumonia and severe anemia, similar to the causes attributed to his wife's death five months earlier in the same house.[18] He was buried next to Murphy at Forest Lawn cemetery in the Hollywood Hills.[19]
 
I thought Eminem saw her banging some other dude at work.

Didn't her boyfriend IRL also die of the same thing? I really there is a theory of foul play.

Her boyfriend banged some other dude while Eminem watched and then he died from it? This is getting more crazy and more fun every minute...
 
Her boyfriend banged some other dude while Eminem watched and then he died from it? This is getting more crazy and more fun every minute...
brittany murphy wink GIF
 
Luanne and Lucky are both gone now. RIP Britt.
 
I thought Eminem saw her banging some other dude at work.

Didn't her boyfriend IRL also die of the same thing? I really there is a theory of foul play.
He might’ve. But there a nice 45 second hump fest in there tween the two.

I think she was married. Idk. Mold killed him too.
 
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