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.I wonder how that's going with covid

And also with you btw
Eh.... Don't really do the greeting stuff, but people will individually congregate afterwards
 
she just wanted to bang
I had to go to confession the week before getting married. Some stupid requirement of the church we were getting married in. Goddamn priest directly asked me if I had premarital sex. I was like THIS ISN'T HOW CONFESSION WORKS ASSHOLE. It isn't a Q&A! Nothing like being put on the spot.

So I lied to him and then went to confession the next day with a different priest and confessed about lying to the priest about premarital sex.
 
I yelled "dickhead" when I missed an easy volley last night.

realized there were kids nearby after....I felt bad.
Here's a shocker.....my kids hear unsavory language every day.
 
I had to go to confession the week before getting married. Some stupid requirement of the church we were getting married in. Goddamn priest directly asked me if I had premarital sex. I was like THIS ISN'T HOW CONFESSION WORKS ASSHOLE. It isn't a Q&A! Nothing like being put on the spot.

So I lied to him and then went to confession the next day with a different priest and confessed about lying to the priest about premarital sex.
Told the deacon a bit of a lie that we slept in separate bedrooms in our apartment. Us cohabitating before marriage was a bit of a "problem".
 
So many people seeking permission from other adults to be adults.

unfrgvble
 
Here's a shocker.....my kids hear unsavory language every day.
I get that, but I feel like "dickhead" is a little outside of the norm.

and they were high school/college kids watching their parents play, so I felt a little bad.

also I was playing with a chick I had never played with before. I am sure she was like "this dude has very poor vocab"

so I switched it up and called the ball "pig" when I missed...
 
Here's a shocker.....my kids hear unsavory language every day.
Probably three or four years ago at this point, but I still laugh about the time I dropped my keys before I unlocked the house, and Ham said "Shit!"

Told the wife that she taught Ham some great habits.
 
I used to play tennis with this one dude who was a total hothead on the court. The way to beat him was for him to start making mistakes and he would just fall apart.

anyways, his cursing on the court would make me uncomfortable. "Fucking cunt ball! Fuck you, Keith, you fucking cunt"

he was Keith.
 
I used to play tennis with this one dude who was a total hothead on the court. The way to beat him was for him to start making mistakes and he would just fall apart.

anyways, his cursing on the court would make me uncomfortable. "Fucking cunt ball! Fuck you, Keith, you fucking cunt"

he was Keith.
#namedrop
 
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Excessive speed was the cause of Tiger Woods accident

you dont say nicholas cage GIF



Though previously didn't the sheriff say they were not going to release any information in regards to the crash?
 
Excessive speed was the cause of Tiger Woods accident

you dont say nicholas cage GIF



Though previously didn't the sheriff say they were not going to release any information in regards to the crash?
Tiger Woods Sport GIF
 
I was going to order Bob Evans for lunch to use up a gift card.


When you order online, there is an option for credit card.... But that's it. So, apparently I can only use this damn gift card in person. Fuck you, Bob
 
I was going to order Bob Evans for lunch to use up a gift card.


When you order online, there is an option for credit card.... But that's it. So, apparently I can only use this damn gift card in person. Fuck you, Bob

Bob Evans looks like trash food
 
I get that, but I feel like "dickhead" is a little outside of the norm.

and they were high school/college kids watching their parents play, so I felt a little bad.

also I was playing with a chick I had never played with before. I am sure she was like "this dude has very poor vocab"

so I switched it up and called the ball "pig" when I missed...
Eh. I wouldn't worry about it.
 
Probably three or four years ago at this point, but I still laugh about the time I dropped my keys before I unlocked the house, and Ham said "Shit!"

Told the wife that she taught Ham some great habits.
Coal is a little parrot right now. A lot of swear words out of his mouth recently.
 
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