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Yay a multi million dollar two-block long walking bridge. Just what this place needs.
 
Guy Incognito said:
Maybe when we first joined the particular church we were in, but I don't remember if they kept them when they renovated.

Think the last time I went to confession was in high school, though.
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congrats on the pious life you've lived since then
 
Bender said:
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Ah yes the great manager Manuel Manuel
 
growing up i went to church every sunday until age of 16 and my mom made it "optional", I optioned to not go which disappointed my mom. My argument was I had to work on Sunday and that was my only day to sleep in since I worked Saturday's too (where start time was anywhere from (9:30am-2pm).

Told my mom I didn't believe in Jeebus, she made me talk to youth pastor who was basically you need to find your own path (with the hope that path lead back to church, but still), which my was not what my mom wanted. She threatened to cancel christmas, which didn't phase me


I remember my lily white church in suburbs talking diversity and embracing it...and how we should hate homosexuality but love the sinner

My dad drug me to his church a few times as well, it was a LGBT church that went 90 minutes, it was brutal. They also had few minute segment you were supposed to greet and hug your neighbor, I was not then nor am now a hugger, especially of strangers so for me it was tortous, We usually got breakfast after, bonus. Although we'd go to hole in wall places that often had long waits and with late church start time, the 90 minute service, i was often hangry as hell by that time and annoyed I couldn't eat toast or something prior to church because we were going out after....if we're not eating breakfast until lunch time, I can survive eating a bit before church
 
PnkPanther said:
My dad drug me to his church a few times as well, it was a LGBT church that went 90 minutes, it was brutal. They also had few minute segment you were supposed to greet and hug your neighbor, I was not then nor am now a hugger, especially of strangers so for me it was tortous, We usually got breakfast after, bonus. Although we'd go to hole in wall places that often had long waits and with late church start time, the 90 minute service, i was often hangry as hell by that time and annoyed I couldn't eat toast or something prior to church because we were going out after....if we're not eating breakfast until lunch time, I can survive eating a bit before church
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Gah, the "peace be with you" shit.

Fuck shaking a strangers hand.
 
did oscar die or get banned?
 
Bender said:
of course not, just wanted to seal the deal with the doctor and get that money.
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I was supporting that bum for 5 years after we got married.
 
ill said:
I have never been to a half hour Catholic mass.
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Growing up, my priest was a Packers fan. Mass was always nearly 90 minutes long....except during the NFL season when he shortened it to 45 minutes so he could be in front of the TV by noon.
 
Annual PTO Sell went through today.

Getting my work stimmy this week!

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MTVike said:
Extra points if you got the old-fashioned kneel-down confession beforehand.
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Been at least 10 years since I've confessed to saying the lord's name in vain.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Confession was yuge in my elementary school days. Couldn't level up my religion score and get to bread level without doing that like 3-4 times a year in school.
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3-4 times a year? Shit...we went at least once a month growing up.
 
kobesgame said:
Been at least 10 years since I've confessed to saying the lord's name in vain.
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I yelled "dickhead" when I missed an easy volley last night.

realized there were kids nearby after....I felt bad.
 
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