Friday before Ramadan thread

[PeoplesChicken]

lots of men choking on it, eh?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

May the cosmic forces lick your butthole

Yeah. And I hope the cosmic forces have one of those rough, uncomfortable cat tongues.

 

[Handicappers]

Yeah. And I hope the cosmic forces have one of those rough, uncomfortable cat tongues.

that feels nice sometimes.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

lots of men choking on it, eh?

Says the guy who was recently telling the class about its color and taste.

 

[Guy Incognito]

How do you eat the same thing so much in one week?!?!

You're some kind of fucking weirdo.

I mix it up every once in a while with a plain tossed salad.

And by that, I mean your mom eats my ass.

 

[Handicappers]

Says the guy who was recently telling the class about its color and taste.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I had some cauliflower hotwings last night. They were purdy good

I'm happy for you.

Donato's gave us a free order of them a couple of weeks ago and after one bite I realized I paid too much.

Don't get me wrong, I eat and like cauliflower, but trying to make it meat like is ridiculous.

 

[Handicappers]

I mix it up every once in a while with a plain tossed salad.

And by that, I mean your mom eats my ass.

holy shit...you guys are on fire today.

I need to stay up late more days of the week.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I mix it up every once in a while with a plain tossed salad.

And by that, I mean your mom eats my ass.

You're a fucking idiot.

My mom is lazy as hell. You need to hit up my grandma; she does work, son!

 

[Guy Incognito]

You're a fucking idiot.

My mom is lazy as hell. You need to hit up my grandma; she does work, son!

Gummers like no other.

 

[basement bias]

Well it's Friday and a couple hours left. What a long ass week. Dodger fell off the upside down bar at the ball diamonds earlier this week and landed on her face. Mild concussion, but no broken bones or teeth. See how bad she possibly screwed up her sinuses though. Her face was swollen and she cut the bottom inside portion under her lip pretty good. The older 3 are home for the 3rd straight weekend in a row. Guess when my SIL & her husband made a scene with my in-laws on Sunday, this is the kind of week to expect. Plus the work transition is sucking ass.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Well it's Friday and a couple hours left. What a long ass week. Dodger fell off the upside down bar at the ball diamonds earlier this week and landed on her face. Mild concussion, but no broken bones or teeth. See how bad she possibly screwed up her sinuses though. Her face was swollen and she cut the bottom inside portion under her lip pretty good. The older 3 are home for the 3rd straight weekend in a row. Guess when my SIL & her husband made a scene with my in-laws on Sunday, this is the kind of week to expect. Plus the work transition is sucking ass.

Hey buddy!

Spoiler: NSFW for basement bias

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[basement bias]

Hey buddy!

Spoiler: NSFW for basement bias

SPC Day 1 Outlook

Severe weather, tornado, thunderstorm, fire weather, storm report, tornado watch, severe thunderstorm watch, mesoscale discussion, convective outlook products from the Storm Prediction Center.

www.spc.noaa.gov

Oddly enough, on Wednesday I did the NWS SkyWarn spotter training.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Almost 2:30. You know what that means.

ALMOND TIME!

 

[RoyMunson]

Entry doors as expensive, we're about double what I was planning

wife wants a new one with privacy glass rather than the current one with a blind attached to the door... maybe with the next stimulus check

 

[Me]

Well it's Friday and a couple hours left. What a long ass week. Dodger fell off the upside down bar at the ball diamonds earlier this week and landed on her face. Mild concussion, but no broken bones or teeth. See how bad she possibly screwed up her sinuses though. Her face was swollen and she cut the bottom inside portion under her lip pretty good. The older 3 are home for the 3rd straight weekend in a row. Guess when my SIL & her husband made a scene with my in-laws on Sunday, this is the kind of week to expect. Plus the work transition is sucking ass.

Ouch

 

[Guy Incognito]

wife wants a new one with privacy glass rather than the current one with a blind attached to the door... maybe with the next stimulus check

Stimmies are going to carseats right now. Oof.

 

[Me]

I'm happy for you.

Donato's gave us a free order of them a couple of weeks ago and after one bite I realized I paid too much.

Don't get me wrong, I eat and like cauliflower, but trying to make it meat like is ridiculous.

A brewery around here (I believe they've opened taprooms in other Midwestern cities now, too) makes pretty good cauliflower "wings". Brewdog

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I'm happy for you.

Donato's gave us a free order of them a couple of weeks ago and after one bite I realized I paid too much.

Don't get me wrong, I eat and like cauliflower, but trying to make it meat like is ridiculous.

@Guy Incognito Camping trip is off. I can't work with this

 

[basement bias]

Ouch

Her and Bossy went to their friends house down the street where we can see their house from our porch. However, they went about 200yds to the west to the ball diamond where her friend's parents had no idea they went there. Luckily the first softball practice of the year was being held on the opposite end of the field and someone saw her biff it.