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Kburjr said:
Sorry, OE. I have an old dog and not looking forward to the Day.
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No one does, my friend.
It’s one thing when you get to prepare for it and decide to put them down. As bad as that is you’re girded up. This was the first time it just happened out of the blue. Never had my guard up.....
 
Not Duke of Douchington said:
Just weeks after an Instagram Model went super viral for stating that she gave oral to seven members of the Phoenix Suns, we have yet another young lady with a crazy story about an NFL star.


While describing the details of her alleged strange encounter with Odell Beckham Jr., the Instagram model stated that the Browns WR allegedly told her not to shower for 24 hours so she could poop on him.
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Cleveland Browns love their shit. This checks out.
 
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Fish said:
There is a certain pleasure women get while riding a horse, I've been told it's similar to them sitting on a vibrating harley.

Quote from Yellowstone
If your daughter's ridin a horse then the neighbor boy ain't ridin her.
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There's no doubt women can get a certain pleasure out of riding a horse if they so desire.
 
ill said:
went out on date #2 with the hardcore quarantiner....

nice girl and all but man is she paranoid about this virus...it's a bit much.
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When are you going to install the glory hole?

"Check it out, babe, it's NYC Department of Health compliant!"
 
MTVike said:
My BIL's sister had one at 50.
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Dont Put That Evil On Me Reaction GIF by MOODMAN
 
Orlando_Eagles said:
No one does, my friend.
It’s one thing when you get to prepare for it and decide to put them down. As bad as that is you’re girded up. This was the first time it just happened out of the blue. Never had my guard up.....
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I know that feeling. I had a 6 year old dog die overnight before the one I own now.
 
ill said:
hmm

good point

not something I want passed down to my future elite children.
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Selective breeding....I approve

So does LaVar
 
Fish said:
Got a call from the other cousin over the weekend about wanting to put horses here. "I know my sister called you and you said you didn't have room but I thought I'd try you again, we'll put up a fence"

No, corner of farm is inaccessible due to bean field.

"Well maybe the neighbors would let us cross their property"

NO

"Well how about next to your yard there between your buildings and those other big barns, we'll build a fence".

NOOOOOOOOOOO, FUCK NOOOOO

"We just need a little spot, we'll take care of them"

NOOOOOOOO

Found out they called my Mom down the road awhile back with the same nonsense and she said NO.

Pushy fucking useless bitch.
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Fuck horses.
 
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bigger the cans = more estrogen = thirst for the D
 
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