Handi’s FRIDAY thread sponsored by Yo Mama

DJ said:
It's very close, friend!!!!
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Not close enough. Though I shouldn't complain... 1:30 day tomorrow... Get to see my parents over the weekend/ I can make it today
 
DJ said:
Work today and Friday and we leave for Vegas Sunday night at 9pm.
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You getting married this weekend?
 
DJ said:
I don't know.....we are getting married on Friday the 23rd.
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Going down early to find the right Elvis?
 
fuck, didn't go to the juice store and still lost a day. well, didn't miss my appointment at least.
 
Bender said:
fuck, didn't go to the juice store and still lost a day. well, didn't miss my appointment at least.
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is the juice store where you buy your gin?

am I missing this Douche-like renaming of things?

Pissening
 
Bender said:
fuck, didn't go to the juice store and still lost a day. well, didn't miss my appointment at least.
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Your time traveling has evolved. Congrats
 
So this AM we found out Bender is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....
 
DJ said:
I don't know.....we are getting married on Friday the 23rd.
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So when I check my mail later today the invitation will be in there?
 
This way, we have two days worth of morning thread.

Longest, bestest morning thread ever. And the awesome part, I don't have half of you on ignore like those two sissy bitches. For some reason, they don't like y'all.

Oh, and Sugarshell has a muffin top.
 
Handicappers said:
This way, we have two days worth of morning thread.

Longest, bestest morning thread ever. And the awesome part, I don't have half of you on ignore like those two sissy bitches. For some reason, they don't like y'all.

Oh, and Sugarshell has a muffin top.
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I think we should break records today...even though you fucked up the title
 
DJ said:
Sorry, no.
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