tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[moxie]

Her food is only good enough for dogs.

Maybe BD & craig's dogs.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Dogs are also good for cleaning up your vomit when you drink too much.

 

[huskers1217]

i'm reaching here for this spoof

What are your thoughts on R.E.M?

Best sleep ever or what?

hooplanation.com

 

[craigk217]

Maybe BD & craig's dogs.

I never spent a small fortune for freakin dog food. Know why?

Cuz a dog will eat dayum near anything when it gets hungry enuff.

 

[huskers1217]

Dogs are also good for cleaning up your vomit when you drink too much.

but you really need them to stop licking your face afterwards..

 

[craigk217]

Dogs are also good for cleaning up your vomit when you drink too much.

JFC






























lolz

 

[moxie]

Dogs are also good for cleaning up your vomit when you drink too much.

Mine can't reach the toilet, she's too small. Plus, that's not kosher.

 

[CorpRebel]

"I don't recall. I don't know nuffin'"
-moxie

 

[Dolemite censored]

Mine can't reach the toilet, she's too small. Plus, that's not kosher.

Congrats on reaching the toilet.

 

[moxie]

'member how I said that hummingbird hits this crack pipe 20 times a day? I decided to count and this little bastard has racked up over 20 visits sits I sat down at 8am today

 

[moxie]

Congrats on reaching the toilet.

I'm polite AF. Duh.

 

[beardown07]

Maybe BD & craig's dogs.

Fuuuuck that shit. Costco hard food. Period. Cheerios fer treats.

They eat their own buttholes and rotting bird carcasses ffs!?

 

[Dolemite censored]

'member how I said that hummingbird hits this crack pipe 20 times a day? I decided to count and this little bastard has racked up over 20 visits sits I sat down at 8am today

Moxie, the pusher:

 

[moxie]

Fuuuuck that shit. Costco hard food. Period. Cheerios fer treats.

They eat their own buttholes and rotting bird carcasses ffs!?

Maybe if you were nicer to your dog, she wouldn't be such an asshole to you.

 

[beardown07]

Maybe if you were nicer to your dog, she wouldn't be such an asshole to you.

Nah fam, she's still a puppy. All puppies are assholes.

 

[moxie]

Nah fam, she's still a puppy. All puppies are assholes.

When does this one stop being a puppy? When we're out walking, she extends the leash as far as she can, then abruptly stops and pulls at me all defiantly & shet so I'll stop and let her sniff a blade of grass. If she was bigger, she'd yank my arm out of my socket. She kept doing that this morning, so I got pissed and took off her leash, prepared to ditch her ass and the dummy never strayed more than 6 inches from me all the way back home

 

[Dolemite censored]

They eat their own buttholes and rotting bird carcasses ffs!?

Gay chicken farmers?

 

[Dolemite censored]

but you really need them to stop licking your face afterwards..

Not a dog person at all.

 

[CorpRebel]

When does this one stop being a puppy? When we're out walking, she extends the leash as far as she can, then abruptly stops and pulls at me all defiantly & shet so I'll stop and let her sniff a blade of grass. If she was bigger, she'd yank my arm out of my socket. She kept doing that this morning, so I got pissed and took off her leash, prepared to ditch her ass and the dummy never strayed more than 6 inches from me all the way back home

Maybe you will get a new coffee cup from your "pup" for Mother's Day...

 

[moxie]

Maybe you will get a new coffee cup from your "pup" for Mother's Day...

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