Your dog is Jewish?Mine can't reach the toilet, she's too small. Plus, that's not kosher.
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Texas has brought out the killer in my dogs. Any critter that goes into my yard while they’re outside is as good as dead. Their tally is three bunnies, four squirrels and two rats that I know of.
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Oy, vey! And how!
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What kind of dogs do you have?!
There's at least 3 families of new duckies in my complex and my pup wants to make out with them so bad, but they are way too fast for her. I took her to the park where the geese are and she's smartly knows not to fuck with those evil bastards. There's also this monstrous fat cat in the 'hood that she skirts around, too. She hates the asshole squirrels that sit on the deck and taunt her and I let her go after them, but I need to stop that because I'm afraid she's going to leap off when those fuckers jump to the trees.
I always suspected 'Bamans had no genitalia.
Inbreeding will do that.
They’re both mixed breed rescues. Kona is a terrier/schnauzer mix (35-40 pounds) and Kiwi is a chihuahua/ cairn terrier mix (12-15 pounds). Kiwi is the brains of the operation and Kona is the muscle.What kind of dogs do you have?!
There's at least 3 families of new duckies in my complex and my pup wants to make out with them so bad, but they are way too fast for her. I took her to the park where the geese are and she's smartly knows not to fuck with those evil bastards. There's also this monstrous fat cat in the 'hood that she skirts around, too. She hates the asshole squirrels that sit on the deck and taunt her and I let her go after them, but I need to stop that because I'm afraid she's going to leap off when those fuckers jump to the trees.
If the half chihuahua is the brains, your other dog must be dumb AF. Chihuahuas are tards.
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Yep.
I mean, why else would they spend their lives just begging to be drop kicked?
Any missing kids in your neighborhood?
What kind of dogs do you have?!
There's at least 3 families of new duckies in my complex and my pup wants to make out with them so bad, but they are way too fast for her. I took her to the park where the geese are and she's smartly knows not to fuck with those evil bastards. There's also this monstrous fat cat in the 'hood that she skirts around, too. She hates the asshole squirrels that sit on the deck and taunt her and I let her go after them, but I need to stop that because I'm afraid she's going to leap off when those fuckers jump to the trees.
Be careful. Squirrels could have rabies.
Not that I know of. Someone’s drone landed in my yard. It didn’t fare well. No one came to claim it, but I would have gladly let them sift through the parts that remained.
I think his main problem is he’s mostly deaf. His original owner abused the fuck out of him and fucked up his ears. It seems to throw him off quite a bit.
Michael Vick?
Don’t know, but he was pretty clearly abused. He gets really upset if you point at him. Too bad, he’s a sweet dog, so I know not to point at him. He’s super high energy, but he’s really cool.
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Oh, fuck.
I already felt a bit badly about my "begging to be drop kicked" post.
Now I feel like I should go make a donation to an animal rescue place*.
*not that that isn't always a great idea!
Oh, and thanks for giving him a home!!!
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