tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[Dolemite censored]

I have to write a really long report today and I don't wanna. Trade?

You can grab some buzzwords here:

Bullshit Generator

The Bullshit Generator is a tool dedicated to generating bullshit for your next meeting, proposal, interview, conversation with your boss, whatever.

www.bullshitgenerator.com

 

[BigRedMoe]

You can grab some buzzwords here:

Bullshit Generator

The Bullshit Generator is a tool dedicated to generating bullshit for your next meeting, proposal, interview, conversation with your boss, whatever.

www.bullshitgenerator.com

LOL, imma use some of this horseshit!

 

[huskers1217]

Well they got the guy who killed 3 people in north Austin yesterday.

When it was described as an active shooter situation, it freaked many people out.

But this apparently is just good old domestic violence.

Ex-Texas deputy wanted in deaths of 3 arrested in Austin, police say

Police said Stephen Broderick, 41, was arrested without incident at around 7:30 a.m. Monday in an Austin suburb.

abc13.com

 

[Dolemite censored]

LOL, imma use some of this horseshit!

That way you optimize extensible synergies and methodologies for downstream applications.

 

[BigRedMoe]

The news here is still saying he is at large

I still haven't heard a backstory on him. Just that he used to be a Detective for Travis County Sheriff's Office.

 

[BigRedMoe]

That way you optimize extensible synergies and methodologies for downstream applications.

That should help me monetize vertical paradigms.

 

[huskers1217]

I still haven't heard a backstory on him. Just that he used to be a Detective for Travis County Sheriff's Office.

domestic violence.

he kiddie diddle little girls. got divorced and he had a protective custody out on him...

 

[Inquisitor]

I still haven't heard a backstory on him. Just that he used to be a Detective for Travis County Sheriff's Office.

More details will begin to emerge.

Just glad he didn't kill more people.

 

[huskers1217]

 

[Hu War Yu]

KILL IT BURN IT SEND IT TO TARTARUS

 

[Hu War Yu]

@Handicappers , you tried those bacon, egg and cheese hot pockets with the biscuit crust?

do not engage

 

[BigRedMoe]

This reminds me, I need to track down one of them Runza ballcaps.

 

[moxie]

General agreement. Hate that it happened right in front of that little kid, too.



To play D's A for a moment: are we not at the point in our society where, with equal rights eck settra, gender fluidity en so forth, wimmerns can take a punch as good as a man can? I mean, in the old days, if you mouthed off, you got punched in the mouth...at least if you was a mans

100%. If you put your hands on someone, you can expect reciprocity at the very least.

What about spittle? Is that more than just "words"?

The Uber chick that coughed on the driver went to jail??


All I'm saying, Mox, is that if you get in someone's space and are screaming at them, don't be shocked when they knock you on your ass. Particularly after 15 months of being told you can't fucking talk in public with out a face diaper on.

And I'm just saying that you like to punch women who scream bad things at you. Oh, my safe space has been invaded!!

Oy, with the "what about". Sheesh. I'm taking the video at face value, not looking before and not looking after.

 

[moxie]

@Handicappers , you tried those bacon, egg and cheese hot pockets with the biscuit crust?

do not engage

 

[BigRedMoe]

@Handicappers , you tried those bacon, egg and cheese hot pockets with the biscuit crust?

do not engage

This reminds me of Jim Gaffigan's Diarrhea Pockets stand up bit.

 

[Dolemite censored]

What's the thing with hot pockets? Those things are fucking gobs of sodium and cholesterol.

 

[Dolemite censored]

She sort of glides in like a witch. Doesn't look like she's walking at all.

 

[Skerpokes]

More details will begin to emerge.

Just glad he didn't kill more people.

When I read that he was a former cop, I thought for sure he wasn't gonna go peacefully.

 

[Hu War Yu]

What's the thing with hot pockets? Those things are fucking gobs of sodium and cholesterol.

My kids keep asking for them since they're doing school from home most of the week and they need quick lunches. But then they get tired of the same ones and ask for something different, and their mom gets them these weird ones.

Then they don't like them and I have to eat them.

 

[moxie]

My kids keep asking for them since they're doing school from home most of the week and they need quick lunches. But then they get tired of the same ones and ask for something different, and their mom gets them these weird ones.

Then they don't like them and I have to eat them.

Ahhh... she's getting rid of you the low & slow way.