tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[Skerpokes]

Went to go take my usual after lunch dump today and after the courtesy flush I realized that the toilet was clogged and nearly got my undercarriage soaking wet. So I had to shuffle out of that stall over the the next stall with my pants down around my ankles praying nobody walked into the restroom at that second.

Decided to clean up and get the hell out of there, I flushed the other toilet and sure as shit it was clogged too. Somebody did some damage in there this morning.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Ahhh... she's getting rid of you the low & slow way.

gotta die of sump'in

 

[huskers1217]

Ahhh... she's getting rid of you the low & slow way.

she needs to hurry it up too. I'm trying to move in on that junk in the trunk

 

[Hu War Yu]

Went to go take my usual after lunch dump today and after the courtesy flush I realized that the toilet was clogged and nearly got my undercarriage soaking wet. So I had to shuffle out of that stall over the the next stall with my pants down around my ankles praying nobody walked into the restroom at that second.

Decided to clean up and get the hell out of there, I flushed the other toilet and sure as shit it was clogged too. Somebody did some damage in there this morning.

You should publish a book of your facilities experiences, I can smell a best seller

 

[huskers1217]

Went to go take my usual after lunch dump today and after the courtesy flush I realized that the toilet was clogged and nearly got my undercarriage soaking wet. So I had to shuffle out of that stall over the the next stall with my pants down around my ankles praying nobody walked into the restroom at that second.

Decided to clean up and get the hell out of there, I flushed the other toilet and sure as shit it was clogged too. Somebody did some damage in there this morning.

 

[moxie]

Went to go take my usual after lunch dump today and after the courtesy flush I realized that the toilet was clogged and nearly got my undercarriage soaking wet. So I had to shuffle out of that stall over the the next stall with my pants down around my ankles praying nobody walked into the restroom at that second.

Decided to clean up and get the hell out of there, I flushed the other toilet and sure as shit it was clogged too. Somebody did some damage in there this morning.

wth did i just read?!

 

[Skerpokes]

wth did i just read?!

Trust me, wasn't my finest moment.

 

[Hu War Yu]

she needs to hurry it up too. I'm trying to move in on that junk in the trunk

You sure you're up for one saturday a month?

 

[Skerpokes]

You should publish a book of your facilities experiences, I can smell a best seller

I could make this happen.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I could make this happen.

I once received a gift entitled "The Fart Book"

There's definitely a market

 

[huskers1217]

You sure you're up for one saturday a month?

ive been married 14 years. I'd love to have that schedule.

 

[Hu War Yu]

ive been married 14 years. I'd love to have that schedule.

Sometimes we have to skip a month

 

[huskers1217]

Sometimes we have to skip a month

most action I get now is sending @moxie my dick pics and the auto response of "i have blocked your messages you stupid pig" i like it she knows I exist.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Then they don't like them and I have to eat them.

I feel your pain over trying not to waste a morsel of food, but if it tastes bad, don't eat it.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Went to go take my usual after lunch dump today and after the courtesy flush I realized that the toilet was clogged and nearly got my undercarriage soaking wet. So I had to shuffle out of that stall over the the next stall with my pants down around my ankles praying nobody walked into the restroom at that second.

Decided to clean up and get the hell out of there, I flushed the other toilet and sure as shit it was clogged too. Somebody did some damage in there this morning.

So you clogged 2 toilets? That's some serious shit...

 

[Dolemite censored]

if it tastes bad, don't eat it.

@gobigred, that's also good dating advice....

 

[Skerpokes]

So you clogged 2 toilets? That's some serious shit...

False, somebody else did which nearly got my ball sack wet with dirty toilet water. I feel bad for the maintenance guy.

 

[Skerpokes]

Holy smokes they even called in a professional plumber

 

[Dolemite censored]

Holy smokes they even called in a professional plumber

That load you dropped will be evidence.

 

[moxie]

False, somebody else did which nearly got my ball sack wet with dirty toilet water. I feel bad for the maintenance guy.

@huskers1217 mother-in-law been creepin' around your office?