Do you wash your feet in the shower?

Do you wash your feet in the shower

  • Yes

    Votes: 22 73.3%
  • No

    Votes: 5 16.7%
  • I soak them in potato salad afterwards

    Votes: 3 10.0%

  • Total voters
    30
Shampoo first, then conditioner. While the conditioner sits, sometimes I brush my teeth, always wash my face with a Foreo and/or an exfoliant, then get scrubby mitts or this japanese scrubby towel thingie for my body, starting from the top down, including ears. Feet are definitely on the agenda. Especially when I used to shower at the gym, which could get tricky because I also wear flip flops in there and have to balance on one foot while I scrub the other. At home, I like using a little this little 4-in-1 tool that has a sander, a rasp, pumice and a scrub brush on it. I also have a soap that has pumice powder in it specifically made for feetsies. Then, as I rinse the conditioner out, I rinse off my face and then one final body rinse with hotter water, being sure to use the handheld sprayer to get any suds out of the undercarriage. The scrubby mitts & towel are super porous and get rinsed and hung to dry daily and thrown in the washer weekly.

"undercarriage"

thanks a lot, way to kill my potential boner, mox.
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You only need a tea cup for that.
Yeah, to serve you one of my loads in. Drink up, Jackie Chan.

Speaking of serving, you think they'll ever upgrade your 10-speed to a moped so you can deliver the Kung Pao Chicken faster?
 
lol! When I first started waxing the bits, I was having a conversation about it with these two gay guys I met in a club and that's the term they used and it's stuck with me ever since :laugh:

They may have heard the term elsewhere... is the quote not well known/remembered?

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I said that's "where" I wash my dick, not "when."

I can't help it if your depraved mind conjures up fantasies of me jerking off onto Handi's feet. That's all you, dog.
That's not what we were thinking! We were thinking footjob.
 
lol! When I first started waxing the bits, I was having a conversation about it with these two gay guys I met in a club and that's the term they used and it's stuck with me ever since :laugh:

Moxie walks into a bar.
"Hello, my name is Moxie. I just waxed myself, what do you think?"
 
Yeah, to serve you one of my loads in. Drink up, Jackie Chan.

Speaking of serving, you think they'll ever upgrade your 10-speed to a moped so you can deliver the Kung Pao Chicken faster?


Slinky, you human mutt. Go fuck yourself.
 
Ummm, why would someone internationally not wash/scrub their entire body while in the shower? You could argue on the order of preference, but you should get all of them.

For those nasty people that don't wash themselves, do you think standing out in the rain is the same thing as washing your body in the shower?
 
Ummm, why would someone internationally not wash/scrub their entire body while in the shower? You could argue on the order of preference, but you should get all of them.

For those nasty people that don't wash themselves, do you think standing out in the rain is the same thing as washing your body in the shower?
Maybe some of us don't get as dirty as the rest of you peasants.
 
Ummm, why would someone internationally not wash/scrub their entire body while in the shower? You could argue on the order of preference, but you should get all of them.

For those nasty people that don't wash themselves, do you think standing out in the rain is the same thing as washing your body in the shower?
let's leave the French out of this ok? We know they are gross.
 
Maybe some of us don't get as dirty as the rest of you peasants.
Maybe some of you don't get as clean as the rest of us fresh and unsullied folks.
 
Shampoo first, then conditioner. While the conditioner sits, sometimes I brush my teeth, always wash my face with a Foreo and/or an exfoliant, then get scrubby mitts or this japanese scrubby towel thingie for my body, starting from the top down, including ears. Feet are definitely on the agenda. Especially when I used to shower at the gym, which could get tricky because I also wear flip flops in there and have to balance on one foot while I scrub the other. At home, I like using a little this little 4-in-1 tool that has a sander, a rasp, pumice and a scrub brush on it. I also have a soap that has pumice powder in it specifically made for feetsies. Then, as I rinse the conditioner out, I rinse off my face and then one final body rinse with hotter water, being sure to use the handheld sprayer to get any suds out of the undercarriage. The scrubby mitts & towel are super porous and get rinsed and hung to dry daily and thrown in the washer weekly.

ever notice how when you ask a simple yes/no question, a woman has to write 3 paragraphs on the subject like its an essay from high school?
 
lol! When I first started waxing the bits, I was having a conversation about it with these two gay guys I met in a club and that's the term they used and it's stuck with me ever since :laugh:


A Brazilian wax is a ripoff....
 
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