Wednesdaaaaaaaaay morning

gobucks0409 said:
You know what takes away wrinkles?

Semen
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Flavortown Tebow said:
So she cheats and then turns around immediately to admit it to her husband to cause drama?

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I mean...she has 8 kids with this guy. What the fuck is he going to do? Divorce her and live in a cardboard box while he pays child support?

Whatever. Not my mess. I have no idea how he found out. Just bad timing.
 
stakesarehigh said:
I mean...she has 8 kids with this guy. What the fuck is he going to do? Divorce her and live in a cardboard box while he pays child support?

Whatever. Not my mess.
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Oh, so the 8 kids aren't his.

I thought he was the one who sprayed in that 8 times and she had a new marriage.

So homeboy has no attachments to her.

Makes even less fucking sense from her perspective now to tell her new husband.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Oh, so the 8 kids aren't his.

I thought he was the one who sprayed in that 8 times and she had a new marriage.

So homeboy has no attachments to her.

Makes even less fucking sense from her perspective now to tell her new husband.
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Remind him of how far in a noose his balls are?
 
Guy Incognito said:
Woof. What's your boy doing there?

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Dude. He's been married since he was like 21 or some shit and he's 45. Basically it's been his wife and this chick he dated through HS. Who then married some other dude who stayed in their little ass town while my buddy went off to school.

I'm guessing he was trying to rekindle some old shit. No clue. He's a dumbass.

Been telling this dude it's a bad idea from day 1
 
stakesarehigh said:
Dude. He's been married since he was like 21 or some shit and he's 45. Basically it's been his wife and this chick he dated through HS. Who then married some other dude who stayed in their little ass town while my buddy went off to school.

I'm guessing he was trying to rekindle some old shit. No clue. He's a dumbass.

Been telling this dude it's a bad idea from day 1
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I've got no desire to plow old fields. Don't understand it. There's a reason you're not smashing that woman, move on.
 
Guy Incognito said:
3AM Friday night...

<drunk ill has entered the chat>
When are we going golfing again?

And I say golfing, I mean having sex.
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"I lovez your cheek botox babe!" Lemme zee it over herE

Is cheek botox a thing? I have no idea

@gobucks0409
 
Guy Incognito said:
3AM Friday night...

<drunk ill has entered the chat>
When are we going golfing again?

And I say golfing, I mean having sex.
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she is more likely to text me, not the other way around.
 
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