Wednesdaaaaaaaaay morning

SlinkyRedfoot said:
When I was a bachelor, I'd always bang old flames if they happened into the bar. Low hanging fruit, and all that.
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The hypothetical is 40 and married bruhhhhhhhhhh. We all say we smash easy smash exes. u silly goose.
 
basement bias said:
Lol nah we don't have 8 kids. We only have 5 and no #6 according to blood testing.
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Excited Oh Yeah GIF
 
basement bias said:
I've been at the children's hospital with Lil W. Think we are getting good results.
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wait wut?

I thought your post was saying she's not pregz.

Weren't you all bashful and shit about her getting pregz?
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I don't get why you fags wouldn't bang exes. Provided they didn't get nasty relative to their age, I'd bang any one of my exes.

They were hot, and they've likely learned a trick or two in the meantime.
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I'd bang my main exes. They've all held up relatively well. The one got a little bigger but she makes bank. (Pats self on back and then throws self down stairs)
 
stakesarehigh said:
I'd bang my main exes. They've all held up relatively well. The one got a little bigger but she makes bank. (Pats self on back and then throws self down stairs)
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but bigger....proportionately?
 
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stakesarehigh said:
No. Thus the fact I'd bang. If single. That's a lot of red tape if not.

I've never officially cheated on the wife anyway. 6.5 years and no strange. A personal record by a lot.
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youve cheated on the non wife?

ur a man. men don't cheat.

pissening
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
When I was a bachelor, I'd always bang old flames if they happened into the bar. Low hanging fruit, and all that.
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We're talking about right meow, under current circumstances, given that @stakesarehigh's buddy went and plowed old fields despite his (maybe) current marital status.
 
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